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Originally posted by Demoted You hit on citric and you're like, a billion. Besides, I don't think he cares

but i told citric i'm willing to wait until she's legal. while i'm waiting i send her lollipops in the mail.

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Originally posted by igottaknow but i told citric i'm willing to wait until she's legal. until then i send her lollipops in the mail.

Which is even worse when you think about it.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions hey cmon. it's one thing to be cashier at a computer store. its another thing to be a pool salesman. i can't be that dasporate and poethic. my whole life is an emrbassmant. i should burn a kotty tonight. but hey, at least i listen to trance right?

if you listen to enough trance maybe you can find yourself a man

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if you listen to enough trance maybe you can find yourself a man

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Originally posted by DjConfessions but hey, at least i listen to trance right?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if you listen to enough trance maybe you can find yourself a man

thank u guys. i feel better

nah man, i work on my cock enough for one day. can't deal with another one.
i wonder what would've happened if i asked for her myspace.
would she be shitting on my face tonight?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by Azia thank u guys. i feel better

until your 12 year old sister shops at the store he works at...

ya, i touch her little sister. then we meet in court. then i ask azias phone number.
wonderful world.

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by igottaknow until your 12 year old sister shops at the store he works at...

poor guy needs SOMEthing. I'd tell my lil sis to give him eye contact, a wink and he might cumonspot.

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Originally posted by Demoted Which is even worse when you think about it.

You ain't kidding. Testifyyyyyyyyyy

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Originally posted by Azia poor guy needs SOMEthing. I'd tell my lil sis to give him eye contact, a wink and he might cumonspot.

make sure to tell her to wear sunglasses then