Originally posted by raveed
Note to self - Tune in for the daily show with jon stewart tonight.
+1
More food for Mr. Stewart -- Bill Kristol (neo-con founder) said the US should just attack Iran already and stop the foreplay, and Newt Gingrich has guaranteed that this is WWIII and that America needs to be ready.
But as for Bush talking with his mouth full? Hysterical.
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Jul-17-2006 21:54
itsamemario
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
wrong. my mind is thinking
...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.
Jul-18-2006 00:12
wizniz
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Registered: Feb 2005
Location: terror wagon
lol world war 3 will be going on and where will we be?
right the fuck here talking about paris hiltons newly shaven ass.
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Jul-18-2006 01:39
emc^2
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: 255.255.255.255
quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
my grandma said 'shit' the other day.
Was that used in a sentence in any way, like "Ooops I shit my knickers again!"? LOL j/k.
Made me think of a joke:
Q: "What makes an old lady say 'fuck'"?
A: Another old lady saying "BINGO!"
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Jul-18-2006 01:40
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Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
the problem isnt that he said shit, but that his name makes you think about dirty things.He should change his name to president soulpatch.
Jul-18-2006 01:47
Ghost Raver
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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Finland
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Originally posted by oziel
is there an audio clip ?