At least you didn't try to lube her up with hot butter.
Jul-23-2006 23:58
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
Re: hot sauce + vagina = bad news
quote:
Originally posted by BTG
i was eating pizza and i was putting hot sauce on it. later on during the night i tried to woo my girlfriend, and as my fingers did there work, she all of a sudden started freaking out..and i'm like "WTF woman?"
and then she yelled at me.
i didn't get laid lastnight. ;(
self-inflicted cockblock Nuke
Jul-24-2006 00:52
jdat
Jay Van Dat
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: I dont even know
proof that BTG has no personal hygiene!
This is the exact reason why you are supposed to wash your hands after eating
Jul-24-2006 01:03
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
Uhhmm...you stole this from a craigslist posting.
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Jul-24-2006 03:05
Lomeli
Mountain Thug
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Entuculo, Mexico
It's actually happened to me before
"Dipping" in milk FTW!
Jul-24-2006 03:44
PhaseFour
Big Bad Bald Asian Guy
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Sacramento and/or UC Davis, California
hehe BTG has aids
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Jul-24-2006 05:01
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
tell her she was lucky it wasn't sand in her vagina
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insignificant cor member alliance
Jul-24-2006 09:14
pvdAngel
Lavenderism...
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Inside My Mind
quote:
Originally posted by stren
tell her she was lucky it wasn't sand in her vagina
Sandpaper minge...... Nasty!
p.s. Cute sig, stren.
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Jul-24-2006 09:36
THE_Chris
needs a new CT
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Ireland
I dare someone to do a Wikipedia search for the word 'Figging'.
