Brunette: *hiss* DAYWALKER!!
Max: cup my balls before i UV ray the shit out of you biotch.
Blonde: aww gross, vampire balls. they smell like fameldahyde.
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Objectivity is presumably the opposite of schizophrenia. Which means that it is nothing but acceptance of everybody else's notion of reality. But nobody's perception of reality is the same as everybody's notion of it, which means that the most objective person is the real schizophrenic.
Jul-31-2006 18:01
Mr.Mystery
Static Guru
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa
Max: I can actually see through her dress when I point this flashlight at her!
Blonde: Eww... she doesn't shave!
Brunette: Here they go with the staring again... they really must love me!