Keep parking where you're not supposed to

Invite friends & have them take the landlord's space(s)

Put giant neon signs in the front window, around a carboard cutout of a scantily-clad woman.

Install a penis-shaped knocker on your front door.

Leave the house in costume every day.

Whenever you get up, jump out of bed. Literally...jump.

Forget that you have toes. Only walk on your heels.

Periodically, leave unusual notes on your front door for youself from various past lovers, male and female.

Constantly find excuses to need repairs done. Find everything wrong with the place.

Leave your place exceptionally hot or unreasonably cold at all times.

At night, point a strobe light out the window, onto the ground, reflecting back into the landlord's place. Music not required, inappropriate shadow puppets optional.

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tijuana donkey show

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I've helped organize 3 eviction parties since this April. You definitely gotta have one if you manage to get evicted.

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You confuse people when you ask them who were the people who built the nuclear bombs. Even I don’t know who’s not doing it now with their thoughtless actions, and in their spirits.

Dont just do something, sit there.

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Originally posted by Nou pay your rent in cash, but having wiped your ass with the money first.

now that would be a shit payment for real!

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

Tell them you cant pay them because u need lots of money for your sex change operation and expect clients comming by every nite and day

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find a rule that is so stupid and break it all the time. thats what seems to work for people i know. btw noise complaints arent that bad. really if you dont use the previous apartment as reference then it doesnt matter anyways. just have parties all the time. that will do it for sure. parties are the one thing that isnt tolerated by EVERY apartment complex. or get some weed air fresheners...or anything that smells like some sort of drug. so that they think that you are doing drugs.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

when i got evicted from my apt on purpose it was pretty easy. i started getting drunk alot and pissing off my balcony. i stole two cases of the shitty toilet paper from the univeristy residence building and chucked the rolls off my 11th floor balcony (man did those things go lol)

the other one that works alot is cook some horrendously stinky food, like not that smells bad but willd rive your neighboors cooky, like loads and loads of curry, or boiled cabbage....

smoking alot of pot in your house will do it too. or get a really loud dog

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

or you could explain the situation to your landlord and see if they will cut your lease short

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

Sub-lease to webcam pr0n actresses to do their thing...
watching the show is mandatory!

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

id say host the trance party for a week non-stop, get ur mates to bring other mates, invite lots and lots of clubgirls and just mash it right up

if ur gunna get evicted u might as well have a fucking good time before u do so

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i writed a song.

burn it down, blame it on an electrical fire. And when they ask why you have no pants on, tell them you took em off to run faster.