i got back from ottawa last night after testifying in court against this guy:
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woah woah woah karim tell the story right
there was no sharing going on there, well maybe between him and his "girlfriend" who in my opinion looked like a man.....
but i did keep finding the margarine container on the shelf in the bathroom, but i drink beer in the shower, so some people may like to eat in the bath.... so i didnt think anything of it
that was until i was away at thanksgiving and my buddy was takin care of my chinchillas.... he came over the one day apparently and dave (the greasy bastard) was passed out on the couch in his boxers, so my buddy goes into the bathroom to fill up the water dish and the bathtub is full of murky water and there was a giant ass dildo stickin out of the water..... and the margarine container on the edge of the tub.....
this guy also had a pet dog that i didnt know existed, he kept it in his room and it was shitting on the floor and he wasnt cleaning it up.... then he started using the bedroom window as a entrance to the house... and it went downhill from there
he was charged with two counts of mail fraud and posesion with intent to sell and is now on his way to dropping hte soap for 13 months........ revenge is mine!!
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?
Aug-17-2006 15:27
jdat
Jay Van Dat
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: I dont even know
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Ass is the new vagina.
But ass lacks the proper natural lubrification
Aug-17-2006 15:45
Omega_M
Nostalgia
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether
Re: What is with all the anal-tentive thread postings lately...
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Originally posted by colonelcrisp
i count 4 threads dedicated to salad tossing, or ass plundering....
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Aug-17-2006 15:49
colonelcrisp
Isn't Batshit Crazy
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa
i have a phobia of even numbers
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?
Aug-17-2006 16:07
Omega_M
Nostalgia
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether
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Originally posted by colonelcrisp
i have a phobia of even numbers
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Aug-17-2006 16:14
colonelcrisp
Isn't Batshit Crazy
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa
im partial to primes myself
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?
Aug-17-2006 16:16
asfdz
Guest
Registered: Not Yet
Location:
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Originally posted by Ivand
and off topic, im seeing zabiela in a month
Originally posted by Ivand
Totally, nuttin beats a tight poopchute
and off topic, im seeing zabiela in a month
I'm not so sure that's actually off topic
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Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Aug-17-2006 17:00
colonelcrisp
Isn't Batshit Crazy
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I'm not so sure that's actually off topic
wait i only thought zabelia had a penchant for robots from dr who and the cheat from homestarrunner.com??????
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?