24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.




I like that last sentence.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

If only it was that easy!!!

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14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things.


Bwahhaaha!!!!

if you want to be a good boyfriend do the complete opposite of these things

funny though

This was the funniest thing ive read in a long time, top stuff.

The woman i work with was mortified when i emailed her this list!!

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Originally posted by DJ_Progrezz if you want to be a good boyfriend do the complete opposite of these things funny though

oh oh.....woman in the house