'The Frog Jumps into the river'

this games is more suited for blazing up with a bong but it'll prolly work well with alchohol too.

Here's how it goes. lets say we have 4 people.
1. Get everyone together.
2. First person goes - 'one '
second person continues - frog
third person - jumps into the water
fourth person goes - ploop
start again.
1st person - 2
2nd person - frog
3rd person - jump into the water
4th person - ploop
1st person - ploop.

and so on.
1 frog = 1 ploop
4 frogs = 4 ploops.

something like that.
whoever pauses the longest or fucks up the sentence drinks.
the best would be to each down like ..1 or 2 beers first to get nice and fuckd. . but not too fuckd to make the game more interesting.

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Bull Moose

Items:
Lots of beer
1 small cup or mug filled with beer
1 ice cube tray
1 quarter
A table
1 dish towel

This is basically a twist on quarters (as if it wasnt white trashy enough).

Place the ice cube tray slanted from the small cup (which is placed in the middle). With the tray facing towards you, go around the table trying to bounce the quarter into the ice cube try.

If it lands in the first six rows on the left side, you give out drinks equal to how high up it is, 1-6 (1 being closest to you). If it lands on the right side, you take how ever many drinks that is and then pass left.

If it lands in either of the top 2 spots, you have to put your hands on your head making moose antlers. The last one to do so drinks the cup in the middle. Then refill the cup.

If you miss the tray, pass left taking no drinks. If you make it in the cup, drink it up. Use the towel to get and dry off the quarter then refill.

Whenever someone makes it in the top row or left side 3 times in a row, that person gets to make a rule. Anyone caught breaking that rule takes a drink. Some examples are the thumb rule. When the rule starter puts his/her thumb on the table, the alst one to follow suit, drinks. Or call everyone by their first names (no nicks; its harder than it sounds). You can have as many rules in effect as you want or just one at a time.


And of course there are a ton of card games including my favorite, Fuck the Dealer.

***BUZZ***

awesome game. although it doesnt sound awesome when described....

Sit in a circle. The first player says 'one,' the next player says 'two,' and so on down the line. When someone reaches a number that is
-divisible by 7 (7,14,21,28)
-contains 7 (17,27,37)
-is a double (11,22,33)
they say "buzz" and the circle reverses direction.

Whoever fucks up/misses a buzz/forgets to reverse direction/takes to long has to drink and it starts over from one. This game is best to play when you are all already drunk as its much more fun that way.

A variation is to add "fuzzy duck" to the game. Anytime during buzz, when its your turn, you say "this game sucks". The next person then says "fuzzy duck". That person then says "fuzzy duck" to the person on his/her left. This continues until someone decides to change the direction of play by saying "does he" (duzzy). "Does he" changes the direction and the phrase that is said. Not only does the direction change but the people must say "ducky fuzz." Now the game is going to the right with "ducky fuzz." The direction is then changed back by saying "does he." The words to say go back to "fuzzy duck."
Any screw-ups ===> drink. After awhile when the mistakes are more frequent, it turns into, "Does he F**ck?" or "F**k he does." and becomes hilarious.

anytime during all of this, say "this game sucks" to switch games

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Originally posted by charon A variation is to add "fuzzy duck" to the game. Anytime during buzz, when its your turn, you say "this game sucks". The next person then says "fuzzy duck". That person then says "fuzzy duck" to the person on his/her left. This continues until someone decides to change the direction of play by saying "does he" (duzzy). "Does he" changes the direction and the phrase that is said. Not only does the direction change but the people must say "ducky fuzz." Now the game is going to the right with "ducky fuzz." The direction is then changed back by saying "does he." The words to say go back to "fuzzy duck." Any screw-ups ===> drink. After awhile when the mistakes are more frequent, it turns into, "Does he F**ck?" or "F**k he does." and becomes hilarious.

i think ive played fuzzy duck before, though i was awful at it (probably didnt help after holding down double figure shots of tequila) and forfeiting

wankers.

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Another awesome drinking game: asshole

If you dont know how to play asshole, look it up. its not that hard. I played it everyday of highschool, and then got to college and learned (learnt? fuck spelling, im a chemistry major) that its a great drinking game.

A couple minor things:
4 of a kinds clear (this includes one person throws 2 8s and the next person throws 2 8s)
You can "blitz" on 4ofakinds. meaning, if I throw 2 8s, and you have 2 8s, even if its not your turn, if you are fast enough, you can put your cards on the pile, it clears, and its your turn again.

4s are basically passes. You can throw a 4 on anything, but it DOES NOT beat anything. Meaning, if theres an ace on top, i throw a 4, and it goes back around and nobody can beat the ace, it clears to the person who threw the ace, not to me.

2s clear

two cards in a row of the same rank skip

You drink on the following occasions:
-a four-of-a-kind is played, or 4 cards of the same number are played in a row. This is a social (everyone raises their drinks, touches the together, and drinks)
- a 4 is thrown. This is a social (everyone drinks)
- you are skipped (only you drink)
- you pass (only you drink)

Then you can make up your own rules, (or change these).
One is, if a person is pres for 2 or more rounds, they can make a rule. Some rules Ive heard are, everyone must speak in a foreign accent the rest of the round. or whenever the pres makes the viking hand sign thing, everyone has to start rowing, last person to row drinks. etc. have fun.

~ Tequila Pong
~ 55-Cup Beer Pong
~ Modified Beer Pong:

Same as standard 10-cup, with some additional rules. To start, one player from each side stares into their opponents' eyes and shoots blindly on the count of three. First team to be the only side to make a cup goes first. If both members of one team make a shot on the same turn, they each get one free additional shot. If at any time one teammate makes three cups in a row, regardless of what his/her partner does, he/she is "en fuego" and gets to keep shooting until he/she misses.

Bounces count as two cups, and to end the game, both partners have to make the last cup. If there are two cups remaining and both partners hit a cup, they get an extra shot each to try and make the last cup for a second time. If they do not make the last cup twice, the other team gets a chance for rebuttal, where they shoot until they miss and can end the game with a win if they both make the last cup twice.

This game can go quickly if you're playing with a bunch of talented players, and can result in plenty of skunks if one team is out-matched (good for playing with girls ).

~ Gentleman's Rules Pong:

Standard 10-cup, but every single cup must be called. If you make a cup without calling it, it counts as a miss. You can play modified or standard rules.

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Some great ones here guys, goign to print the page and have fun over the next couple of weekends.

i duno what its called, you should google it cause my rules will be off,


you have a full deck of cards... and you just flip them 1 at a time...


if you flip

A-5: you take how ever many drinks the card says
6-10: you can dish out the number you have to any one , if you get a 10, you can say "take 5 drinks bob, and you take 5 drinks bill" or if you wana kill sombody you can pick on them too.
J:You can make up any rule you want?
Q:you gota put your thumb on the table(or head, depends on how you want it) and last person do the same has to take a drink
K:you poor a drink into the "super cup"... at the end of the game the losser has to drink the whole cup.

How do you determin the loser, i duno. i was way too drunk to know wtf was going on, and i lost some how, i dont think i should have, i was kicking ass pretty good...but you get some drunk playing it just once.

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Originally posted by BTG i duno what its called, you should google it cause my rules will be off, you have a full deck of cards... and you just flip them 1 at a time... if you flip A-5: you take how ever many drinks the card says 6-10: you can dish out the number you have to any one , if you get a 10, you can say "take 5 drinks bob, and you take 5 drinks bill" or if you wana kill sombody you can pick on them too. J:You can make up any rule you want? Q:you gota put your thumb on the table(or head, depends on how you want it) and last person do the same has to take a drink K:you poor a drink into the "super cup"... at the end of the game the losser has to drink the whole cup. How do you determin the loser, i duno. i was way too drunk to know wtf was going on, and i lost some how, i dont think i should have, i was kicking ass pretty good...but you get some drunk playing it just once.

this game is called "Kings" and is the best damn drinking game ever.
there's a ton of rule variants but with any version by the end everyone is trashed and there are no rules.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(drinking_game)

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This probly only works in america but:
Turn on lifetime (the womens network, you know what it is)
Everytime a woman gets hit, take a shot

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Originally posted by charon ***BUZZ*** awesome game. although it doesnt sound awesome when described.... Sit in a circle. The first player says 'one,' the next player says 'two,' and so on down the line. When someone reaches a number that is -divisible by 7 (7,14,21,28) -contains 7 (17,27,37) -is a double (11,22,33) they say "buzz" and the circle reverses direction. Whoever fucks up/misses a buzz/forgets to reverse direction/takes to long has to drink and it starts over from one. This game is best to play when you are all already drunk as its much more fun that way. A variation is to add "fuzzy duck" to the game. Anytime during buzz, when its your turn, you say "this game sucks". The next person then says "fuzzy duck". That person then says "fuzzy duck" to the person on his/her left. This continues until someone decides to change the direction of play by saying "does he" (duzzy). "Does he" changes the direction and the phrase that is said. Not only does the direction change but the people must say "ducky fuzz." Now the game is going to the right with "ducky fuzz." The direction is then changed back by saying "does he." The words to say go back to "fuzzy duck." Any screw-ups ===> drink. After awhile when the mistakes are more frequent, it turns into, "Does he F**ck?" or "F**k he does." and becomes hilarious. anytime during all of this, say "this game sucks" to switch games

too much math.


a good card game is asshole, someone already explained it up there. circle of death, trapped, hi/lo, sevens.

circle of death is where you lay out every card of one suit in a circle, and then players take turns picking one card. each card is a rule.. i.e. 4clubs only girls drink, kingclubs everyone drinks, etc. etc. make up your own rules for the cards.

trapped is similar to asshole. everyone gets cards divided evenly between them. the player with the 4 of clubs lays the first card. it then goes to the player's left. if that player has a 4, he lays it down and the next player to his left must lay a 4. if he doesn't, he's "trapped" and takes a drink. the person to his left then tries to lay a card that he thinks the "trapped" player doesn't have. say he lays a jack, and the "trapped" player doesn't have one. he is still "trapped," takes another drink, and it goes back to the player on his right. this goes on until the trapped player lays a card that his opponent laid. say the opponent lays an 8, and the trapped player has an 8, they lay it down, they become untrapped, and then it is on the person to the trapped's right to lay an 8, or drink. the first person to play all of their cards win.

hi/lo is simple. a dealer flips one card up. the player guesses on if the next card will be higher or lower than the first card. if he is right, the dealer drinks, if he is wrong, he drinks. if the dealer gets three people in a row to guess incorrectly, he may pass the deck to another player, thus making a new dealer.

sevens is where you lay out all four sevens in the deck on the table. you deal the rest of the cards out to the players. players go around and place their cards in numeric/suited order from 2-7 and from 7-A. if you can't lay a card directly in numeric order, you must drink the amount it takes from your card to the 7. i.e. if the only choice you have is to lay a 4 of hearts, and there is no 5 or 6 of hearts, you must take 3 drinks (4+3=7). same with Kh, if it is not numerically connected all the way to the 7 you must drink 6 (13-6=7). you'll get it if you lay out the cards in order. IF you lay a card directly in numeric order, i.e. lay a 6 of hearts next to a 7 of hearts, you give out that number of drinks (6 & 7 = 2 drinks). say you have 7,8,9,10 of hearts laid out, and you have the jack of hearts (and lay it) you give out 5 drinks (7,8,9,10,J). get it?