Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
it says its suri cruise's FIRST shit, dated august 18th, but shes about 3 months old now isnt she?
they have all aspects covered
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Suri’s bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. “Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.”
Aug-31-2006 18:25
[N]ûk|êû[Z]
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.
well i want a bronzed statue of her fisrt 'baby shit'
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Aug-31-2006 18:31
_Nut_
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Its just art you retards.
Q: Is there a certificate of authenticity that comes with this?
A: The gallery will issue a Certificate of Authenticity stating that the sculpture is, an original work of art produced by Daniel Edwards. Please note there will be no authentication from the Cruise family as the item was made as an artist rendering of what Suri Cruises' first solid meal waste would look like. Thank you for your intrest and good luck bidding!
Aug-31-2006 18:42
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quote:
Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
it says its suri cruise's FIRST shit, dated august 18th, but shes about 3 months old now isnt she?
exactly. babies do not start having solid feces until they start eating solid foods.
And how pathetic for those "parents" to put their baby's shit up for sale. On second thought, if I could sell my kids shit for 5100$, that shit be sold yo.
Aug-31-2006 19:00
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by Azia
And how pathetic for those "parents" to put their baby's shit up for sale. On second thought, if I could sell my kids shit for 5100$, that shit be sold yo.
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Originally posted by _Nut_
Its just art you retards.
Q: Is there a certificate of authenticity that comes with this?
A: The gallery will issue a Certificate of Authenticity stating that the sculpture is, an original work of art produced by Daniel Edwards. Please note there will be no authentication from the Cruise family as the item was made as an artist rendering of what Suri Cruises' first solid meal waste would look like. Thank you for your intrest and good luck bidding!
Aug-31-2006 20:06
jam.iii
<BACKin2daFUNK>
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Las Vegas, NV
w...t...f... first the jesus sandwich now this? wait a second, when a baby shits its diapers it gets liked squashed in there and balled up and stuff... right? this looks like a shit performed in a zero-g environment... what gives? unless they held the baby naked for a few hours just waiting for the magic moment
Originally posted by _Nut_
Its just art you retards.
Q: Is there a certificate of authenticity that comes with this?
A: The gallery will issue a Certificate of Authenticity stating that the sculpture is, an original work of art produced by Daniel Edwards. Please note there will be no authentication from the Cruise family as the item was made as an artist rendering of what Suri Cruises' first solid meal waste would look like. Thank you for your intrest and good luck bidding!
