ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cracked the code....

hes asking for 3 categories with reasons of people of the other sex (or same if u swing that way)that hit on u when they're drunk

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Originally posted by El Kay Dee ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cracked the code....

Good work, team, let's hit the showers.

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that was tiresome....need some gatorade after all that sweat and labour

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Good work, team, let's hit the showers.

I find drunken males are easier to deal with than drunken females, atleast the guys you can beat the shit out of and toss em out in the alleyway to sober up.

Speaking of which, on Saturday, this older, drunken lady at Casino Rama, just walked up to me and my buddy who were waiting at one of the bars just before the Lewis Black show was about to start. She began talking about how depressing her life is and repeating it over and over to us (This is where I now know being a cripple sucks cause even if an opportunity arose to just walk out of there when she wasnt looking, wheeling yourself away is much harder than it seems and now your fuckin stuck there). Now might I add, I didnt feel like using crutches for a couple hours while at the casino, and since my ankle is still in pain and really swollen, I still needs time to keep off it, I opted to use a wheelchair from the casino that night. So here I was listening to her complain when she then says "My life is bad, but then yours must really suck since you cant even walk...oh wait, was that harsh?" I smiled at my friend which I thought was hilarious (only because since i dont have a cast or bandage, people always assume im crippled or something) and replied "Nah, I actually get it all the time." He adds in "Yeah, the poor crippled bastard.". As I couldnt believe she had the nerve to say that and continue on with her conversation, I still kinda laughed at the situation. Then as she was about to continue, people from Casino Rama must of spotted her throughout the night, and decided her interaction with me was the last within the casino as they threw her out.

Then the night of when I actually did smash my ankle, my buddies two girlfriends were there, who I have known for over 4 or 5 years. Theyre like sisters to me now, but when theyre drunk, god lord, get them the fuck away from me. Girls are clutsy, overly animated and hyperactive, which someone with a badly sprained ankle does not want anywhere near them. They fell on my leg twice and one decided to spread her legs across my ankle in my tent while I was trying to rest.

Moral of the story, drunken girls are just as bad.

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Originally posted by Rodrico and one decided to spread her legs

I unzipped right about there.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I unzipped right about there.

im waiting for part 2

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I unzipped right about there.

the thought of you unzipping to a girl spreading her legs on my broken ankle makes me a sad panda.

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Originally posted by El Kay Dee im waiting for part 2

part 2 includes your mom...OH SNAP SON!

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I unzipped right about there.

Oh dear

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded