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| quote: | Originally posted by shanny
Ryan it went like this...
You got there at around 10:45, you were wearing that blue collared shirt with the buttons that go snap. You slipped the bouncer a finsky to get you the good table, and he brought you to your seat, which unfortunately was occupied by none other than jon lovitz. You politely told him that although you loved his work in high school high, he was going to have to vaccate your seat. He threw a hissy fit and said that he was always unappreciated in this country and stormed out of the restaurant. I didn't see it personally but there are reports that he crashed his car into lake ontario, someone please confirm.
After that things appeared to be going smoothly until Jack Nicholson showed up dressed as the Joker. Apparently he too had been in a car accident and he reverted back to an old memory and actually believed he was the joker. While acting as joker he took you hostage, and if it weren't for quick thinking by Fuad to give him 14 shots of zambuca and have him pass out things could have gotten ugly, good job Fuad.
From then on in the night was perfect for you. You were like tinkerbell floating on air. At one point you got into the DJ both and got on the mic and said "can you smell what the sling is cooking", then took your shirt off and did some flexing moves.
Dubfire gave you a huge hi five and you jumped into the crowd rock star style and crowd surfed out of the building.
What a night you had!!! |
BAAWHWHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA...buttons that go snap
ps. ryan, shanny says he saw you this morning skipping across the intersection at jarvis and gerrard,with a miniature poodle that was wearing a bandana. he yelled down at you, asking where your shirt was, but you didn't hear him.
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