yeh, they probably charge extra though.

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Originally posted by woscar99 Well...strippers are usually really hot, so what you're really asking is "banging hot girls with amazing bodies who happen to show off their hot amazing bodies in exchange for cash in order to pay for dolce n gabana tops?" So...why not?

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Originally posted by Psy-T far from it, that'd be freaking awesome!

my ex's best friend used to spend tons of money at strip clubs.

i remember one time during tax season, he was laughing about his credit card statements and he was like, "guess how much i spent on strippers this year?" and i was like, "umm, 2 thousand?" and he was like, "ha, i wish...try 10 thousand"...

i was like WHAT?!? i told him i hoped that for that kind of money, he was at least getting laid by them, and he just smiled.



oh and by the way, all strippers are not hot. it just depends on where you go, but i've seen some that were gross.

i remember we left club space at like 8 in the morning one time and we still had a bunch of blow left, so we walked across theh street to Gold Rush, and there was like this 150 lb black chick on stage shakin her junk with nappy ass hair.

we stayed just for shits n giggles and a few more drinks, but man, that scene was scary in there.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

just remember that if you can get into her pants... you're probably not the only one that has.

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Originally posted by Psy-T far from it, that'd be freaking awesome!

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Originally posted by Slylee oh and by the way, all strippers are not hot. it just depends on where you go, but i've seen some that were gross.

Seriously. A dimly lit strip club and the provided alcohol can make a nominal stripper look amazing until you wake up the next morning

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Originally posted by tribu Seriously. A dimly lit strip club and the provided alcohol can make a nominal stripper look amazing until you wake up the next morning

exactly

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by iammesol just remember that if you can get into her pants... you're probably not the only one that has.

A statement that could apply to ANY GIRL IN THE WORLD.

strippers crack me up.

last time i went to a club i was stone sober and it's so funny to watch the girls. they look sooo bored haha. they all have the same 2 moves they do on every guy...this one inparticular...she would always get atleast two tips from dudes, gotta maxamize the prophet and she always had this i should be folding my laundry look on her face...

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Originally posted by risoriso A statement that could apply to ANY GIRL IN THE WORLD.

lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

back in my cokehead days, we were at this strip club and it was me, my ex and our coke hookup guy who we also hung out with. and he really wanted to take this one home with us...so she left the club and went back to our condo, and she was pretty sober. i think she was like 20 and very pretty, and she was saying how she hated stipping (she had only been doing it for a few months at that point) and she needs to get drunk before she goes up there, and bla bla bla. she was into fashion design, but she was actually really good at it because the dress she had been wearing was fucking awesome and she made it herself. i actually still have one of her dresses to this day because she left it there. hahah

i felt really bad for her though...she was all fucked up from a bad childhood or something (i'm assuming).

our buddy definitely wasn't expecting that whole sob story. he was just like, "yea uhh, so are we gonna bang?" lol he didn't say that but i could tell he was just like god damnit, this isn't what i had in mind!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone