haha.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ You know dinoexpressasaurus, the perfect answer would have been "let me shave you then!"

a la Scary Movie.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ You know dinoexpressasaurus, the perfect answer would have been "let me shave you then!"

That would have been PERFECT!


Could you sit at the end of my bed whenever I'm with a girl? It would make my life so much easier! PWETTTY PWEAASEEE

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chill, tag it on the next round.

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Originally posted by callme I've always meant to ask this....who the fuck are you? I mean i have never heard of you or the 5 friends you have on your myspace. Official info : chokeonit

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Originally posted by bobba lou chill, tag it on the next round.

Obviously.

It's just something which hadn't happened to me and was just wondering how normal a situation like this would be...

I am still waiting for a female perspective. GET ONLINE LADIES!I SEE SOME OF YOU LURKING!

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Originally posted by Allied Nations That would have been PERFECT! Could you sit at the end of my bed whenever I'm with a girl? It would make my life so much easier! PWETTTY PWEAASEEE

Only if you wear a dinosaur outfit & carry a delivery bag... mmmm yerrr that's kinky! & She'll be like: "Ive got one nation that hasnt allied with you yet dinoexpress, & its in a very very naughty region of the world!"

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Originally posted by Nou The fact that you suggested it and she said that was it makes me think it wasnt really what she was on about... Sounds like an easy answer.

That's what I thought! ! I mean obviously we werent going to have sex... but she did promise me she'd make it up to me next time...

Also, I was like, yo, I got some hair down there, whats the deal and she was like 'you're a guy, it's different'

Pff.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Only if you wear a dinosaur outfit & carry a delivery bag... mmmm yerrr that's kinky! & She'll be like: "Ive got one nation that hasnt allied with you yet dinoexpress, & its in a very very naughty region of the world!"

it all depends on whats inside the carrier bag. And I don't want to be a pterodactyl, that shit is so played out. I was thinking stegosaurus.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations And I don't want to be a pterodactyl, that shit is so played out. I was thinking stegosaurus.

hahahaha yeah I watched that pterodactyl shit. If we are going to play out out that scenario, then I want to be the hand puppet of the baby pterodactyl & just annoyingly squawk at random moments.

You should collect your girlfriends pubic hair & then, when one of your mates have ODed, you paste the hair onto their face & give them a beard.

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I'm a girl and I do the same thing. It has to be completely 100% smooth. But it's not really because of a problem with me...

Before I started shaving I was losing my virginity to this guy, and when we were done he told me that it was like having sex with his aunt Gwen, who never shaves.

So you see, I don't do it because I have a problem, but because I don't want to find out about your weird ass sexual incest problems. Maybe this girl is the same way.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ hahahaha yeah I watched that pterodactyl shit. If we are going to play out out that scenario, then I want to be the hand puppet of the baby pterodactyl & just annoyingly squawk at random moments. You should collect your girlfriends pubic hair & then, when one of your mates have ODed, you paste the hair onto their face & give them a beard.

Definetely. Or I'll just rub it all in the face of someonei see on the street.

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Originally posted by risoriso I'm a girl and I do the same thing. It has to be completely 100% smooth. But it's not really because of a problem with me... Before I started shaving I was losing my virginity to this guy, and when we were done he told me that it was like having sex with his aunt Gwen, who never shaves. So you see, I don't do it because I have a problem, but because I don't want to find out about your weird ass sexual incest problems. Maybe this girl is the same way.

HAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And your sig is fucking MINT! Post more often!

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Originally posted by Allied Nations Ok, so i was with this girl the other night, my roomies cousin who i ended up making out with when she got into my bed. We got home from a night out and just the way it worked out she slept in my bed, i didnt know it would happen at all, but it just sorta did- I am not super in love with her and am not looking for anything serious at all with her. she's just a girl who I had a great night with. I did NOT however have sex with her. We didn't because I was out of condoms and thats like my golden rule. So we pretty much just fooled around and had some fun in my bed. She however, would NOT let me go anywhere near her pussy which seriously made me confused. I mean- ! I figured it was her period and left it alone, but in my head i was like ! I asked her about it when we woke up in the morning and she didnt want to say at all, and i kept pressing her about it and she said "tonight was very unexpected.. "- I put 2 and 2 together and asked if she hadn't shaved and she said i was right. I said right i mean, im all about a nice cleanly shaven snatch but ch'mon, its not the end of the world and it couldnt have been that bad anyways if she does shave normally anyways. I mean its more natural that it would be shaven- What the hell!? Short Version: Got with girl she wouldn't let me go near her vagina because it hadnt been shaved. WHY?

First of all, she probably lied about the shaving thing. Admitting to that is a lot less embarassing than admitting to being on her menstrual cycle.

However, there is a chance that she was telling the truth, and although you think it "couldn't have been that bad", it really could have.

Ok, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret of many women. When we are not in a relationship, and when we aren't getting any action whatsoever, we tend not to maintain things as well. We go from shaving the legs every other day, to shaving the legs every other week. Same thing with anywhere else.

So, if it had been a long dry spell, she very well may not have maintained it for quite some time, and possibly had a jungle under there.

NOW, there is the possibility that she usually maintains and it wasn't actually all that bad, (highly unlikely though,) and she is just too uptight about her own body and her natural growth that she was embarassed.

Anyway, nice going getting some action