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Originally posted by Masonious Xeno, sometimes games are fun. Like when I was in 4th grade and we were playing whiplash and i was the 2nd to the last person and I was holding onto the hand of the last person, her name was Molly. Well, at some point during our game of whiplash, Molly tripped, but did Mason let go? No..the rules of the game were simple, Xeno, don't fucking let go. I didn't. She yelled with pain as the gym floor gave her (minor) burns on her legs and I howled with maniacal laughter. faster, FASTER FASTER we went and still I held on. Until my laughter was so loud that Mrs. Price paid attention and ran out and screamed at me. In front of everyone, for playing a game, Xeno. I was just a happy-go-lucky kid playing a game man. And sometimes games can be harmful, Molly's legs were pretty fucked up after that. The point is that fun and harmful are not mutually exclusive when it comes to games. And do you know what? I got a major infraction for that shit Xeno, because I followed the RULES, i served my school, my grade and my class with HONOR and PRIDE but in the end I was just another expendable line item on the school budget. Did Molly get yelled at for wearing non-regulation gym shoes WHICH PROBABLY CAUSED THE INCIDENT IN THE FIRST PLACE? They had no tread xeno, none! Of course you're going to fucking slip playing whiplash! And ever since that day, whenever I hear someone bitching about the glass ceiling i walk up to them really calmly and with an all-knowing expression on my face I say a little rhyme i came up with: the teacher clearly said wear regulation tread why couldn't molly get that through her fucking head? you bitch and whine about glass ceilings but did you ever think about my feelings? you thought up your glass ceiling question and then you asked it well while you were i shit in your waste paper basket. they just stare at me and i walk away saying don't let the ceiling hit your head on the way up. one day i'll get you Molly...I'll get you good

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the teacher clearly said wear regulation tread why couldn't molly get that through her fucking head? you bitch and whine about glass ceilings but did you ever think about my feelings? you thought up your glass ceiling question and then you asked it well while you were i shit in your waste paper basket.

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Did Molly get yelled at for wearing non-regulation gym shoes WHICH PROBABLY CAUSED THE INCIDENT IN THE FIRST PLACE? They had no tread xeno, none! Of course you're going to fucking slip playing whiplash!

Dont trust this Molly girl. She knows what she is doing. She probably wore non standard shoes on purpose knowing that she will get servere burns to her legs, hence getting you into trouble with Mrs Price. It's a scam man, the world is a scam! Just the other day I did something similar to you & played whiplash with an unsuspecting used car salesman. He was like "you want to by this car?" so I grabbed his head & spun his body around until my hands became slippery & my fingers couldnt grip onto his head any longer. Oh, I havent laughed that hard for ages. The point is, Mason, The car sales man wanted to sell me a car just because I had walked into their shop & helped myself to their coffee machine. As soon as the car salesman started talking to me I realised he had none greasy wax in his hair! NONE GREASY WAX!! I had no other choice but to grap his head Mason, he gave me no other option! & what happened? His greasy head slipped from my grasps! I felt scammed yet again. Never trust the Wax in your hair, never!

It only took you Nine & a half hours to reply to my thread Mason, so you win the game. Congratulations!

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Originally posted by Orbax You just made my morning with your avatar Xeno!!!

I laugh at this ewok as well, because you can see the intense concentration in his eyes. He is taking the yoyoing way too seriously.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Hi guys, this is Mason posting under Ygrene's account. He and I made it alive from a war after getting wounded and our lives have been full of drama. Now we are living in North America and we are pursuing our fashion and modeling career. We are currently into modeling and fashion with our own style, our own look and our own website. But later on after a few years we might be get into acting, music and last but not least Bodybuilding. We are natural bodybuilders and we haven't taken anything to bulk up fast without physique and definition. We are natural bodybuilders and you can see our amazing physiques and pure definition in our muscles. Bodybuilding is in our blood and one day we hope to become pro bodybuilders and get our IFBB Pro Cards.

fascinating!

I totally see where you are coming from because Ang Lees 'Hulk' movie had giant bodybuilding poodles in it!

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Now we are living in North America and we are pursuing our fashion and modeling career.

I havent bought a magazine for years, you must recommend me a good one, although, it must have at least 10 pictures of you & Mason in it for it to become a valid fashionable product.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I havent bought a magazine for years, you must recommend me a good one, although, it must have at least 10 pictures of you & Mason in it for it to become a valid fashionable product.

I can't reccomend a magazine but,

THIS might work.

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amazing, this Ghanzarya Shandaharo guy has a similar story to what you & Mason has!

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