Listen matey, I know a thing or two about Jesus, and he told me the only way the we could save him and Buddha from an attacking Megalon was if Mothra shit out a track onto Dave Dresden's laptop, Jes Brieden puked on it, and then mashed it up with "Heaven," pressed it to vinyl and forged the vinyl with a silver nail attached to a Finlandian broadsword. We have to take the broadsword and kill Dracula, downing Megalon in a river of Draculanian blood, leaving Buddha (as an excellent swimmer) to pull Jesus to the shores of safety that are New York City, USA.

God bless America.
























I clearly cannot wait for class to start.

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this debate is silly.
music is mightier than the sword.
tracking treasure down killed and maimed more ears than any weapon in the history of the world.

i say make a mixer that can dispenses gum...when the dj gurns its no fun look at

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Listen matey, I know a thing or two about Jesus, and he told me the only way the we could save him and Buddha from an attacking Megalon was if Mothra shit out a track onto Dave Dresden's laptop, Jes Brieden puked on it, and then mashed it up with "Heaven," pressed it to vinyl and forged the vinyl with a silver nail attached to a Finlandian broadsword. We have to take the broadsword and kill Dracula, downing Megalon in a river of Draculanian blood, leaving Buddha (as an excellent swimmer) to pull Jesus to the shores of safety that are New York City, USA. God bless America. I clearly cannot wait for class to start.

Jes Brieden already does way too much puking. I was designated as her bathroom buddy because people started becoming concerned.

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Originally posted by Demoted Jes Brieden already does way too much puking. I was designated as her bathroom buddy because people started becoming concerned.

I heard she's just using laxatives now.

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Originally posted by DJ RJT I heard she's just using laxatives now.

Most definitely the reason why Motorcycle broke up. Dave Dresden himself couldn't find a way to make laxative groans become a track. Well, until they made their artist album later on with Molly Bancroft.

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Originally posted by Demoted Most definitely the reason why Motorcycle broke up. Dave Dresden himself couldn't find a way to make laxative groans become a track. Well, until they made their artist album later on with Molly Bancroft.

Clearly it was Josh who found versatility in a sound that can only be described as a Pteradactyl dying of MEGA AIDS and dysentary at the same time, shitting it's AIDS all over the prehistoric jungle.

Josh is brilliant.

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Clearly it was Josh who found versatility in a sound that can only be described as a Pteradactyl dying of MEGA AIDS and dysentary at the same time, shitting it's AIDS all over the prehistoric jungle. Josh is brilliant.

I used to be able to make one heck of an onomatopoiea. I called it the "pterodactyl in heat". Man did I ever get the chicks.

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Originally posted by Demoted I used to be able to make one heck of an onomatopoiea. I called it the "pterodactyl in heat". Man did I ever get the chicks.

Boy howdy, I'll bet! I wish I could come up with words that look like they sound... Errr, wait... Sound like they... You know, onomatopoeia is a strange phenomenon!

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*throws a chain mailled cdj 700 at the mostrosity...

a car explodes*

Oh man, this thing sells itself!

Gone, but never forgotten

RIP Crazy Arms Guy Thing.

April 13, 431u0i57801 BCE - October 2, 2006

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