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| quote: | Originally posted by sensorium
It would be nice of him.
Seriously though, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to be paying Beckham big money after he retires so he can teach one of the adopted children a thing or two about football. The lessons will be private and consequently expensive.
Maddox, the young kid with the hot mom, is already a member of Beckham's Soccer Academy in sunny Los Angeles.
Maybe he can balance playing for the Red Bulls, giving private lessons to Maddox, making love to Guti every now and then behind the Spice Girl's back, meeting with Hollywood's most important stars and kicking it 'til they realize he now plays for a shit team, making cool commercials for McDonalds, staying abreast with the latest fashion trends in Europe although he will no longer be popular since he will gain weight and lose his appeal (Guti will remain faithful though), and calling the police to report stalkers inside his property who will still think he's the greatest player ever to come out of England. I will be one of those stalkers. I wouldn't mind joining in if I ever saw Guti and Beckham doing it. I can only dream. |
hahahahaha funniest post i've read in a while, keep them coming isaias 
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