I have no idea what type of job you are looking for. What I do know is that you cannot outright lie about what you have done and know how to do, because you will get fired once they see you cannot do things you said you could and realize it was all BS on the resume. You can exagerate somewhat and stress your stronger points to a degree, but do not just lie. Just get one of the people that offered on here to help you do that, ace your interviews, and you'll be fine.

Here ya go koky, u might wanna fil in some other things, but I tried as much as I could..


Koky (real name is witheld due to certain agencies in the area keeping a close eye on him)
Shithole Drive
Kendall, FL
411


Experience/

Bredding, importing/exporting exotic creatures (no humans) for several yrs
Promoter fo various local DJ's
Negotations on various money transaction from local merchants
Advertising on certain public forums of different body parts


Education

Traffic safety 1990-present
12 yrs of jugg magazine
Kendall High School
1991-1999

Club organizations
Swingers group
Whipped bitches inc.

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Originally posted by mdamon7278 Here ya go koky, u might wanna fil in some other things, but I tried as much as I could.. Koky (real name is witheld due to certain agencies in the area keeping a close eye on him) Shithole Drive Kendall, FL 411 Experience/ Bredding, importing/exporting exotic creatures (no humans) for several yrs Promoter fo various local DJ's Negotations on various money transaction from local merchants Advertising on certain public forums of different body parts Education Traffic safety 1990-present 12 yrs of jugg magazine Kendall High School 1991-1999 Club organizations Swingers group Whipped bitches inc.

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Originally posted by FallingMoon Well I am the queen of resumes lol I make one for like everyone in my fam. How do you think I landed my $15 an hour job? haha well there's only one truth in the resume but I had to buff my other job up Yeah so I can give you some great pointers...all I can say though is if you go to an interview you need to at least know WTF you're talking about...I've worked in accounting so I already knew how to lie about another position

Help an Angel out, hon?

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Originally posted by FallingMoon Well I am the queen of resumes lol I make one for like everyone in my fam. How do you think I landed my $15 an hour job? haha well there's only one truth in the resume but I had to buff my other job up Yeah so I can give you some great pointers...all I can say though is if you go to an interview you need to at least know WTF you're talking about...I've worked in accounting so I already knew how to lie about another position

ugh, $15 an hour? I feel for you