She was 11, I was 29. Writing this in jail.

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Originally posted by aquila She was 11, I was 29. Writing this in jail.

...and now you're on the receiving end. How does it feel?

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18 with my bf...

ironically it was in a frat house (he's an alumni), but good news is i'm still with him now

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 ironically it was in a frat house (he's an alumni), but good news is i'm still with him now

Usually I wouldn't say anything, but this is the worst misuse I've ever seen (and people misuse it a lot) - http://www.thefreedictionary.com/irony

Oh, and losing it to a frat guy isn't bad. Just ask barosoap.

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Here's American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it,
Watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom,
Here you go America you are free to do as we tell you
We want your soul
Your cash, your house, your phone, your cash, your house, your life" -Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

oh yea and i forgot about the part where the bastard cheated on me with like 3 girls (one of which was my "friend") the summer i came back to the U.S. to stay with my mom.


completely fucking shattered my world. that was the worst experience of my life. such innocent puppy love just wripped apart. i was so confused and hurt, i had to go on prozac for a while because i was that typical clingy girlfriend who just like latched on to him cuz i lost it to him.

i got over it though...i've talked with him on the net like a couple times over the past few years. it's all good.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I don't remember, but it's ok, they told me what happened at the police station.

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Originally posted by Groundhog Boy Usually I wouldn't say anything, but this is the worst misuse I've ever seen (and people misuse it a lot) - http://www.thefreedictionary.com/irony Oh, and losing it to a frat guy isn't bad. Just ask barosoap.

LOL!!! i know what irony is, but yeah forgive me, i'm drinking some jim beam at the moment and that was a bad usage. i meant to say i wouldn't have expected for that to happen.

but anyhow, we've been going out for a little over three years and he's doing extremely well for himself so i have absolutely no regrets.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

She used me and lead me on, i was exspecting love, but only got a BJ

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

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Originally posted by StanVoid pics of you and her in a family photo or stfu.

She gummed my cock like it was going outta style.

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Originally posted by jonSun She gummed my cock like it was going outta style.

And WTF award goes to.....................

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Originally posted by jonSun at age 47 while i working at the retirement home. She was very dry but great for the age of 81.

Sure that wasn't a funeral home?

at 16 Snuck in at a club in with this friend of mine who was 2 years older than me. We'd been friends for months and she was getting me to go hit on her friend's girlfriends and start up trouble. Whole time she was doing it I noticed she was getting very jealous. We ended up dancing together, we left the club with her friend who had brought us their and stayed at his house. While sitting on his bed he said that me and her looked good together and oughtta hook up. We were pretty fucking wasted and he let us have the bed while he slept on the couch next to it. We started making out and I felt her up and when I unhooked her bra she told no, and pointed to her friend asleep on the couch. So I told her to go to the bathroom. I followed her in and locked the door.

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