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Originally posted by BTG my gf got in a car accident yesterday, just a fender bender kinda thing, but she was upset and shooken up, so i wana get her somthing...just a little thinger...i'm thinkin maybe i could rent her a dvd

If you really want to take her mind off it give her a Buckling Bronco

While sexing her doggy style, bend down over her, put your hands on her upper arms and get a firm grip, then as she's about to come softly whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and hold on for dear life.

Note - for bonus points and to make it more authentic, use a one hand grip in her hair.

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Originally posted by dj_bas wow awesome!! that's way bigger than mine

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy only the fat ones

right.....

ever HAD a girlfriend?

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Originally posted by Cal If you really want to take her mind off it give her a Buckling Bronco While sexing her doggy style, bend down over her, put your hands on her upper arms and get a firm grip, then as she's about to come softly whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and hold on for dear life. Note - for bonus points and to make it more authentic, use a one hand grip in her hair.

WTF

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Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead right..... ever HAD a girlfriend?

no these crabs came from swimming in the sea

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Originally posted by igottaknow

Better Selection, same name

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Here's American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it,
Watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom,
Here you go America you are free to do as we tell you
We want your soul
Your cash, your house, your phone, your cash, your house, your life" -Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy no these crabs came from swimming in the sea

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you guys suck, i'll take her out to beer and chicken wings followed by pool and sex.

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Originally posted by BTG you guys suck, i'll take her out to beer and chicken wings followed by pool and not sex.

Fixed and you could take me.

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Originally posted by Cal If you really want to take her mind off it give her a Buckling Bronco While sexing her doggy style, bend down over her, put your hands on her upper arms and get a firm grip, then as she's about to come softly whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and hold on for dear life. Note - for bonus points and to make it more authentic, use a one hand grip in her hair.

You got it all wrong.

While sexing her doggy style, bend down over her, grab her titties, then as she's about to come softly call her a different girls name and hold on for dear life.

Note - for bonus points and to make it more authentic, use a one hand grip in her hair.

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Originally posted by BTG she was upset and shooken up...

why don't you take her out to see a musical...

tell her to stop being a girly man