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Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
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Oct-20-2006 12:06
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bananas
baby i got your money

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
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Oct-20-2006 12:45
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KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
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Oct-20-2006 13:19
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Masonious
Junior tranceaddict

Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Seattle
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I'd have to choose lion. So long as my teeth could be made into a necklace for my brother, my spinal column could be encased in some sort of plastic and turned into a cane for my father, my skull could be turned into a birdhouse for my mother and my ribs cracked and padded to create a comfy cushion for my sister.
Also, i require that my leg meat be saved for the young pups. With my heavy exercise routine I may be a bit gamey and cubs will most likely not have the developed palettes of their parents and will appreciate my leg-meat more.
If I went down screaming like a bitch, I would demand that any and all audio recordings of the event be dubbed over with the scene from Aliens when Hudson is going down and he's being a total badass.
Furthermore, I would ask that I be killed within 5 feet of the lion den. It would be humiliating to have my body dragged for more than 5 feet.
Lastly, my eyes I would give to Xeno. I would ask that they be placed in a back-lit jar and placed on his dresser where they can stare at him as he slumbers.
As for the burial of my remains I leave those responsible with two options.
1) Catapult / Trebuchet / Cannon
Fling my corpse into the ocean and take bets on distance or, alternately, shoot me into the ocean using a cannon and take bets on the number of times I skip over the water before sinking awkwardly in.
The winner gets the 1st copy of my new coffee table book: "My Guts were Strung for Yards." including the most gruesome scenes of my evisceration.
2) Formal Burial w/ Slide-Whistle.
I would want the most formal funeral that can be arranged. I would have Walker play the slide-whistle as my casket was lowered into the grave. A descending sound as I am lowered, ascending as I'm raised. The person in charge of lowering will be asked to vacillate between raising and lowering my casket randomly, forcing Walker to make quick alterations to his slide-whistling.
I think that pretty much covers my thoughts on the matter.
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Oct-20-2006 17:51
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