"Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffett,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said,
Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"



lol.

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Originally posted by Dj_Skez there's a new comedian who uses profanity as much as he does, but she's a lot funnier imo, her name is Lisa Lampanelli, I saw her standup and the way she insulted pamela anderson on her comedy roast on VH1.

Lisa Lampanelli isn't all that new

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this is horrible ... this video

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Originally posted by Dj_Skez To make up for the lame Diceman video heres 2 great Chris Rock videos.

NOW, that is comedy!

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Originally posted by Dj_Skez "I see a midget crossing the street, I floor the fucking gas petal, that's the end of it. Even if a cop stops me two blocks away, he's like, 'Did you see what you did back there?' I'm like, 'No, what happened? What happened now?' 'You hit a midget.' 'A midget? I thought it was a big fucking bird, I'm sorry. You'll clean that up, right?' 'Yeah, go ahead. Don't worry about it, it's a midget.'"

That might possibly be the most unfunny joke I've ever heard.

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Originally posted by UWM That might possibly be the most unfunny joke I've ever heard.

x2

this guy is dave chappelle back in the 80's. theres no real difference, both obscene silly and funny.


the only difference between the 2 is the era they were telling jokes.

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zoeuurotten (3 weeks ago) the people in the crowd are the best

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Originally posted by UWM That might possibly be the most unfunny joke I've ever heard.

without a doubt one of the worst. When I was 19 , I bought one of his audio cds and just sat in my room and smoked a blunt to the face. Then I popped the cd in and just laid back in my bed high as hell and laughed so hard from his delivery. It's just so much funnier when you're high. I remember one of his jokes on the cd.

So this bitch asks me "how did you sleep?"
and I said "how the fuck should I know, I was asleep"

I don't really know why but I burst out laughing. It was probably the purple haze.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Lisa Lampanelli isn't all that new

Why don't you take that tongue smilie and shove it up your mom's shit stained asshole. At least you're not a midget though, they got them heads.

/Diceman humor