A place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's strange.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

or my favorites "kick his ass sea bass!!" and "who's the dead man who hit me with the salt shaker?!"

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

Just when I think you couldn't possibly get ANY dumber, you go and do something like this....



























...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

i didnt like it

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by Azz3D Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Mary: Really? That's strange. Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit. or my favorites "kick his ass sea bass!!" and "who's the dead man who hit me with the salt shaker?!"

hahaha i love his laugh

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

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Originally posted by nchs09 i didnt like it

That's because you're a guat.

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Originally posted by UWM I guess I'm going to have to say it .... Big Gulps, eh? Alright. WELP, see ya later!

hahah how could i forget this one!

billy & i say this one all the time when we run out of stuff to say on the phone. only we leave the big gulps part out. i'll just be like, "WELP! see ya later!" and we hang up.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

of course, how could we be so stupid!!! It says his last name right here! SAMSONITE!!




*on the moped*
ooooh.....warm....

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Arpi - Somewhere Else (Stan Void Remix ) [ Neuroscience ] (Out Now)
Forerunners - Dragonfly (Stan Void Remix ) [ Solaris ] (Out Soon)
Stan Void - Transience [ Solaris ] (Out December 2008)
Stan Void - When You Know / Come Play [ Real Music ]
Stan Void - Montavo / A Moment's Definition [ Somatic Sense Vision ]

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Originally posted by StanVoid of course, how could we be so stupid!!! It says his last name right here! SAMSONITE!!

Come on. Not even close. You're hereby fired from further participation in Dumb & Dumber appreciation.

Lloyd Christmas: So where are you headin'?
Mary Swanson: Aspen.
Lloyd Christmas: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!


Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet twenty dollars I can get you to make a bet before the day is out.
Harry Dunne: You're on.
Lloyd Christmas: I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'll do it.

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.


PA State Cop: Pull over.
Harry: No. It's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah. Killer boots man.

Lloyd Christmas: Well suck me sideways!

Lloyd: Mary... I desperately want to make love to a school-boy.

Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, miss, what's the soup du jour?
Waitress: The Soup of the Day.
Lloyd Christmas: Mmmm...sounds good, think I'll have that.

Lloyd Christmas: I can't believe it! We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!

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Originally posted by UWM Come on. Not even close. You're hereby fired from further participation in Dumb & Dumber appreciation.

dude i'm at work

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Arpi - Somewhere Else (Stan Void Remix ) [ Neuroscience ] (Out Now)
Forerunners - Dragonfly (Stan Void Remix ) [ Solaris ] (Out Soon)
Stan Void - Transience [ Solaris ] (Out December 2008)
Stan Void - When You Know / Come Play [ Real Music ]
Stan Void - Montavo / A Moment's Definition [ Somatic Sense Vision ]