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Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead depends how much I like them. Like: I'd put them out with tranquilizer then inject a cyanide salt in their carotid. Dislike: Hit them in the face with a two by four, then drag them through broken glass and a salt/vingear puddle. shackle them to a wall. Pull out a nail gun, pull on skin flaps and nail them to the wall behind him. light a propane torch and burn their arms. Hit them in the face with the can, mix tar and gasoline put that on their legs and light it. pull out a gun and shoot them in elbows... cut there abdomen and pull out their intestines.... then unshackle them and pull them off (the nails will rip) and drop them on the floor... shoot em in the knees... cover him in beef broth. and walk out let in some ferrocious dogs, lock the door and leave... walk in an hour later and shoot himn in the head.

What do you think of me?

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Quoted for future court testimonial purposes.

goddamn u!

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy goddamn u!

Shit. I knew I shouldn't have done that - I'll never be able to eat food again!!!

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Originally posted by Dervish What do you think of me?

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By boxer's smell:

Would wear them for 2 weeks, not take a shower the whole time while doing extreme yard work, take them, throw them in a plastic bag, let them sit for another week...then place them as a mask on subject..

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

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Originally posted by Ygrene Shit. I knew I shouldn't have done that - I'll never be able to eat food again!!!

lolz you're in deep shit now...

If I had to kill... big IF, most likely food poisoning or cold blood gun and then I'd proceed to destroy the gun (if possible) and burn all of the clothings I wore at that moment.

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I would first get to recognize their schedule. Where they live, where they work, what time and where they eat, what time they sleep, what time they wake up etc...just stalk them ya know? Then i'd wait for them at a place in their normal schedule when their usually alone or fairy alone and trangquilize them. Then i'd take them to somewhere else detached from everything else i.e. warehouse, old bomb shelter, something that no no goes to (obviously). Strip them down and saran wrap them to a table covering all their unmentionables and wait for them to wake up. When they wake up i'd make a small cut with a scalpel so I can take a blood sample and save it (just to have, I want a record of all my victims).

After I'd proceed to tell them all the things they've done wrong, who I am, and why they are there. Then i'd take one of their socks and stick them in their mouth, and cover with duct tape (no screaming!). After a few swift, hard, stabs to the chest and stomach they'll probably be dead. Then i'd dismember them and store them in a few garbage bags, and bury them somewhere.

It's not like I think about it or anything.

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Originally posted by dj_bas I would first get to recognize their schedule. Where they live, where they work, what time and where they eat, what time they sleep, what time they wake up etc...just stalk them ya know? Then i'd wait for them at a place in their normal schedule when their usually alone or fairy alone and trangquilize them. Then i'd take them to somewhere else detached from everything else i.e. warehouse, old bomb shelter, something that no no goes to (obviously). Strip them down and saran wrap them to a table covering all their unmentionables and wait for them to wake up. When they wake up i'd make a small cut with a scalpel so I can take a blood sample and save it (just to have, I want a record of all my victims). After I'd proceed to tell them all the things they've done wrong, who I am, and why they are there. Then i'd take one of their socks and stick them in their mouth, and cover with duct tape (no screaming!). After a few swift, hard, stabs to the chest and stomach they'll probably be dead. Then i'd dismember them and store them in a few garbage bags, and bury them somewhere. It's not like I think about it or anything.

Dexterhax!!

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by volunteering Candeeman for the job

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I would pay the person that I want dead $20 to pee on IronDragon's window.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Dexterhax!!

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