I would go to a grocery store and buy as many chilis as I could get. Then I would cut it into small pieces.
After that, I'd properly anesthetize my pooper. In consequence of this, I'd stuff as much chili as possible into my numb anus with a giant dildo I bought from Psy-T.
If I felt the effect of the anesthesia decrease, I'd change into my own body as soon as possible.
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Oct-24-2006 09:59
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
Yeah, great thread.
Oct-24-2006 13:29
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Then I would have sex with a chick.
I thought this was being IGK for a day, how are you going to get a chick if you're IGK?
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quote:
Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Oct-24-2006 13:38
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Then I would have sex with a chick. I always wanted to know what sex was like for a man.
Yea but you'd be IGK, remember? That most likely wouldn't happen.
*edit*
lol i should have known.
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Oct-24-2006 15:12
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
if i was igk id make love desperately to a schoolboy
yeah i agree, maybe the sex . i was curious about how sex was for guy, too.
or i'd travel around where he lives because it would be a new place for me to see.
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Originally posted by inconspicuous
AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.
Oct-24-2006 17:06
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
It's, "desperately make love to a school boy"
You'd think he would learn after already being corrected once.
Oct-24-2006 17:06
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Probably just hang out on TA continuing to wear out my own humor.
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Oct-24-2006 17:09
medinaM5
supreme
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Los Angeles
i'd move to a place where the beer flows like wine...where the woman instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano...i'm talkin about a little place called assssssssspen.
I thought this was being IGK for a day, how are you going to get a chick if you're IGK?
