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Originally posted by tctitan Area man charged with bestiality Tuesday, October 24, 2006By TIM YOUNKMAN TIMES WRITER A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said. Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center. At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6. http://ads.mlive.com/RealMedia/ads/a...NEB/@StoryAd?x Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer. Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier. Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off. State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house. Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days. The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison. wtf is wrong w/people

So hang on a minute. The man already HAD a girlfriend, yet he still wanted to bang the pooch?

Wear a richard nixon mask and take polaroids of yourself sleeping in her bed while shes gone and then mail them to her at the end of a year.

To make things worse it was his girlfriends pooch. Imagine the jealousy. Thats like going with you girlfriend to her sisters burial and jumping into the casket to fuck her decaying corpse infront of some random children...only you know...a bit weirder.




But not by much.

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Originally posted by Orbax Wear a richard nixon mask and take polaroids of yourself sleeping in her bed while shes gone and then mail them to her at the end of a year.

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Originally posted by Orbax Wear a richard nixon mask and take polaroids of yourself sleeping in her bed while shes gone and then mail them to her at the end of a year.

I still don't think that can top Mason's post, dude. No offense.

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Originally posted by Moongoose To make things worse it was his girlfriends pooch. Imagine the jealousy. Thats like going with you girlfriend to her sisters burial and jumping into the casket to fuck her decaying corpse infront of some random children...only you know...a bit weirder. But not by much.

Quite true. Disturbing, but true. If this guy had the chance to do that he prolly would have too, me thinks.

just imagine the feeling as you go through the pictures and are thinking "what is this?" and you slowly realize that thats YOUR bed, and thats YOUR room, and every single day a person has been in your house for a year doing God knows what on your bed.

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Originally posted by Orbax just imagine the feeling as you go through the pictures and are thinking "what is this?" and you slowly realize that thats YOUR bed, and thats YOUR room, and every single day a person has been in your house for a year doing God knows what on your bed.

Well, now since you put it that way...

what makes it really weird is the dog was dead. Now that gets me

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Originally posted by Masonious Mason: Hey Bonquisha Bonquisha: Hey Mason, now's not a good time... Mason: Why because you woke-up in a clown-suit with all your dolls hanging by nooses from the ceiling? Bonquisha: yeah..yes..Mason - how did you kn- Mason: That was me!!! LOLOLOLOLOL! 'click'

dead for 4/5 days...

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Originally posted by UWM That's hot.

that's first thing that came to my mind too.

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