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So here's your instructions for a clean smelling apartment:
1. Remove dead hooker from closet, add body to pile of other bodies in need of new hiding place.
2. Hide bodies in Lake Michigan.
3. On way home, pick up douche for upstairs neighbors unpleasant genitals.
4. Leave douche on doorstep of upstairs neighbor.
5. Upon arrival home, smoke your house out.
6. Poop
7. Light a match
8. Take out garbage; Do dishes
9. Enjoy the party! 
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