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No. Nintendo Wii a hazard to the house!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2183346
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We brought the Wii home and played it pretty much nonstop for the past 24 hours. At 12:10am, during a slower couch-sitting game of Wii Sports: Bowling, my Nintendo Wii got angry with me.
My buddy Troy reels back to roll his ball as he's done about 300 times tonight suddenly feels the controller slip from his hand. (THANK GOD for the wrist strap right?)
Nope. Wrist strap snaps. The Wiimote flies across the room impaling my 60" rear projection TV square in the upper left corner.
Be warned: Sweaty hands + faulty Wiimote wrist strap = broken ass TV.

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lawsuits coming!
and here's just a thread joking about the lethality of Wii controllers.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2184027
| quote: | Let me get this straight this "magic wii" controller enters the President's back, headed downward at a 17-degree angle. It then moves upwards to leave Kennedy's body from the front of his neck, where it waits 1.6 seconds, presumably in midair, where it turns right, then left, right, then left and continues into Connally's right armpit.
The controller then heads down at an angle of 27 degrees, shattering his rib and exiting from the right side of his chest. The controller turns right, reentering Connally's body at his right wrist. Shattering the radius bone, the controller exits Connally's wrist, makes a dramatic U-turn, then buries itself in Connally's left thigh, from which it later falls out...
...and is found in almost pristine condition...
...on a stretcher in a corridor of Parkland Hospital.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden
| quote: | | ...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic. |
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