let it brew for a few hours, then drink a gallon of milk real quickly and then blast off!

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Originally posted by Marc Summers How long have you held a shit in?

in recent memory, 1 day...but when i finally let it rip the log was so long that i felt it hit the bottom and had to stand up so it wouldnt break. when it was done it was sticking up out over the water

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Originally posted by kid nyce let it brew for a few hours, then drink a gallon of milk real quickly and then blast off!

you are so quoteable but nah I won't do it cause YOU NASTY

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ probably about a day but it hurts after a while. a good way to induce a shit is have a smoke

+1...

onvce i went three days... partly because i was dehydrated cus of speed, but i ate very little tho.. prolly thats why

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I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found.

I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found. I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body.

lol

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by Ygrene I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found. I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body.

See I cant do that, I get crazy stomach cramps, than I end up letting out small smelly farts for like an hour straight.




BTW, that would have been the ultimate time to give your wife a dutch oven.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found. I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body.

lol that's some funny shit.

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Originally posted by Spike in recent memory, 1 day...but when i finally let it rip the log was so long that i felt it hit the bottom and had to stand up so it wouldnt break. when it was done it was sticking up out over the water

hahahaha!

You didn't want it to break?! It's not like it's a priceless piece of art!

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I didn't shit for two weeks when I first deployed. Odd?

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag I didn't shit for two weeks when I first deployed. Odd?

When you did, did you rip your bag?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.