got another one:

My tongue hurts when I take a screwdriver, I heat it up and burn a hole in my tongue.

My tongue hurts when I take an axe, lay my head on the table, and let someone cut my tongue in 2 pieces

My tongue hurts when I take a long rope, I attach the rope to my tongue, on the other side of the rope is a big rock. Then i go to the top of the mountain and throw the rock from a cliff.

LOL
Really good thread man

Make this one sticky plz, it f*** great!!!

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Best of the best:
Laurent Garnier - sambu

orange juice, tobasco stuff, and those fuggin warheads that use to be around some years ago

haribo sourmix usually does the trick. I bit my tounge pretty hard the other day. that kinda hurt a lot

I got another one that hurts....

put a nail through your tongue, than go stand on a chair, hammer the nailed tongue in the wall and let someone kick the chair under your feet...that should normally hurt too

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Best of the best:
Laurent Garnier - sambu

Drinking pop too fast hurts my tounge.
My exgirlfriend used to do this thing where she would suck my tounge into her mouth like she was sucking a popsickle (Which was entirely cool and amazing) but then it would hurt the next day.

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It hurts when I open my CD-ROM/CD-player, put my tongue in it and close the drive.

It hurts when I try to lick frost from anything metallic in the winter. (Well, actually, THAT doesn't hurt... but the bit AFTER it... u know...)

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eating sweetarts (the whole pack, the big kinds too)
when your taste buds are messed up from a nasty cold

It hurts after i french kiss someone for a long time

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Nuts!(donno why) And chips&orange juice...

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drinking hot chocolate
eating caramel (gets stuck in a painful way on my tongue ring)
and when my boyfriend bites onto my tongue ring during a kiss but I don't realize he's got it between his teeth and back away...ouch!

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Last edited by Podroom on Mar-24-2002 at 13:23