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Originally posted by Akridrot He walks toward me with the picture and I start smiling, I can't wait. He shows me. She has a FUCKING MUSTACHE. RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!

i just choked on my drink from reading that...

lol @ the Californian beach babes quote I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld, life in plastic, it's fantastic..

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Originally posted by Akridrot ...If I play my cards right I'll be all up in her ass by next year. But it'll take some work, her mother is about to die (she'll be all sad and depressed, you know how it is).

So you're a jerk, right?

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Originally posted by Akridrot Since when were the husbands of people's aunts their uncles? I think you got confused. My aunt's huband isn't my uncle, he's my "aunt's HUSBAND". Therefore, his daughter by another woman is not related to me AT ALL. But what does it matter, I want to fuck my real cousin anyway. And she's my first cousin. I don't give a rat's ass, I'd fuck her raw right this instant if given the chance. Also, @ Halcyon: This happened. As you can see, no theme songs and funny images at the bottom of this post. Even I don't know what to say about all this. edit: I'm going to bed. I'll answer any questions or comments tommorrow.

dogg wtf your first cousin is practically your sister. Dont you think thats a bit weird?

jasmin from aladdin, she's fucking vile

this thread is useless without pics.

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Originally posted by Az jasmin from aladdin, she's fucking vile

id fuck her

I'd fuck Jasmin as well, the woman who did the voice isn't up to scratch

lol fapping to jasmine haha

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Um....


Wow. That's all I can say right now.

Incest isn't just for rednecks, you close-minded fucks. Intelligent people do it too.

If your mom was Jessica Alba, wouldn't you fuck her? No? You're LYING. If my mom was that hot, incest wouldn't be a problem. But she isn't, so I'd NEVER do anything sexually with her (Yuck! *spits in disgust*).

When it's a regular relative (I think "Ewww, family!"), I can't fuck them because it's icky. Even WITH a condom. But when it's a hot relative, the hotness overrides the morals and I will LOVE fucking her, (even?) without a condom. At that point, being related to me is a bonus.

The fact that she's so hot and she's my family will make me cum like my first time (when it was clear and shit, and you got sleepy). I lust for this. The shame, guilt, feelings of disgust afterwards, the coruption of an innocent family member (who's over 18)... it drives me wild. It feels so good to sin and destroy the sacredness of your own family. *drools*

You guys will never know this level of forbidden pleasure.

BUT! They have to be extremely pretty for me to even think this. People like me have standards. If I didn't, I'd fuck 'em all. Only the best looking ones for me.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit Plus who cares if she has a moustaceh... i have a unibrow.. just get rid of that shit.. would she be hot without a moustache?

No.

No.

No.

In 6th grade, there was a girl in my class who had a moustache and was still pretty. That doesn't apply to the girl in this topic.

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