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Originally posted by DarkAngel Contra custom status for the win.

It was Probotector over here with 2 robots instead (way cooler). And it was the universal Konami code.

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Chav drink of choice.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

i thought white lightning and strongbow was the chav drink of choice?

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ i thought white lightning and strongbow was the chav drink of choice?

They are - as is Special Brew. Very popular with tramps as well.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike They are, as is Special Brew. Very popular with tramps as well.

trampagne

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike

Are you Scottish? Special brews a typical alchy jock drink.

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well my friend came and visited me when i was ill and he had a few cans of special brew with him (he never tried special brew but was told it was some sort of super strong lager or something) and offered me a can, so i was dying of the the flu i thought ah fuck it, it might make things a bit more entertaining.

crack it open, take a swig..

omg its fucking horrible!
(despite me being half disabled with no sense of smell or taste, this was the real deal, tasted like wine! this was no fucking lager)

after about half a can, i was feeling more or less pissed (hadnt eaten anything all day)

quite amusing so i thought, sick and drunk off half a can of this 'special brew'

few more swigs later i was feeling the effects and the onset of nausea, so i make a beeline for my bathroom and chunder into the bath, nice.

my friend found it hysterical that i was off my tits on one can of this stuff and was off to see his girlfriend.

about an hour after i hurled my arse up, i get a text saying 'just had another can of this special brew, threw up lol, fucking nasty mate'

yeh we're noobs to drink

i can smoke trees of weed though, probably because my lungs are 90% coated with tar and phlem :

i expect to die within the next 2 years

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i'd never heard of 'chav' before this thread. the urbandictionary definitions are pretty funny.

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Originally posted by Fast Turtle i'd never heard of 'chav' before this thread. the urbandictionary definitions are pretty funny.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules....article&sid=847

check that site, pretty funny reads

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Indeed, Cov is a chav capital, full of fucking inbreds with their black/half-cast kids innit, wallowing round the city centre on giro day looking for a likely shop to tea-leaf from for some more kappa tracksuits or some fake chav armarnie gear from the local emporio (laughs). It's a shit hole through and through, and as far as the radio station Mercia FM (should be MERCY FM as you pray to fucking god that satan would come and slit the throat of Cam (Ken / Barbie?) and spit roast chav Sally anally until the slut passes out with pain. If you're not currently suicidal, I dare you to listen to Mercia FM any weekday evening and you'll see why chavs throw themselves off multi-storey car parks. The city centre is a breeding ground for fagins and plenty of little olivers following mummy, who at the age of four know ' I dont wanna fuckin' go in that shop, fuckin' biatch, and sarah keeps pulling faces, fakin' biatch'. Charmed, and just like his dad, only daddy' serving time in 'B' wing with the nonces of Winson Green nick for pedofile offences against next doors kids. Just like his old man, were he still alive today. You know what they say, keep it in the family innit. Fuckin' inbreds. Hitler had the right fuckin' idea, a master race, and what have we got? 3/4 of the population of coventry a monsterous load of halfwits, fuckwits and harry enfiled impressionists. Makes little britain seem real !!! At least there's REAL talent there. If the chav scum aint walking the brood, they're on the fuckin' bus, taking up the space of 10 people with ONE fackin' pram and 4.2 kids and one screaming little ****** (probably on methadone from birth being weaned off as mummy was a Hillfields girl who walked the streets at night, selling her muff for some crack...) And on the top of the bus at the back are the hard bling brigade and thir white 'ho's innit, smokin' da reeefers man, showing off their latest stolebn warez and talking in some non-intelligent slang that could have come straight out of a natural history programme of the where-the-fuck-arte-we tribe on some Amozonian Rainforest. Innit!! Unfortunately I live in the nicer (ha ha) end of Bell End Green, the bad end (and Wood End) has all the chav biatches and the kids by 6 dads, not to mention all the crack fiend junkie ******s who should all be strung up. I had one such bitch call on me late one evening some 2 years ago, looking for (Jason? Justin? whatever) when told no one here by that name, I was offered a lottery ticket (used) for a tenner, as she needed some money for babies nappies, fucking chav crack fiend. And was politely told in a calm and soothing tone of voice to fuck off. It must be me, coz on the Sunday morning at 8.30am some chav lad, no more than 18 at the door, which i answred and glared at him ready to pull his fuckin' crack fiend throat out, and was met with, sorry wrong house. (I live in a flat, one of many in BEG). Fucking chav scum, not to mention the fuckin' immigrant bastards breeding like sewer rats. Coventry is indeed a shit-hole of the first order. So what do they do to brighten it up? Knock a bit of Hillfields down and build 3million pound edifice to shite architecture in the city centre that looks like a landing pad for some alient entity ship. Well I wish it would land and swallow all the chav scum up and incinerate their fucking asses. On that lighter note, a very merry, crack smoking, pot spliffing, tennents extra swilling, car twocking, rich bastard house burgling, granny migging new year to all you chavs and chavesses in Cov bollox, whereever you may be, and if you don't overdo the turkey please feel free to overdo the brown you shoot up that main vein and do the planet a favour in 2005, FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU CHAV SCUM FUCKS. BO SELECTA MO FO'S BAD MOTHER ******S. And if you're really naughty we'll let whacko jacko come and play with the kids with ronnie mc donnie, only in Cov he' called Charlie Chester (the Child Molester). Ta Ra luvvies. SCUM !!!!!