Im a virgin & dont know how to fuck. So i want my husband to be the same way.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Your man's a ho!!

ehh... i mean i'm only 1 dammit! lol

i have a high kiss number, but that's the only high number i have, haha.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp as long as her number isnt bigger than my number im happy.

hugh hefner here

you might as well fuck the local prostitute and have a son with her.

I just make sure they're level 60 with 8/8 Tier 2 and they're 300 Tailoring and 300 Cooking. All I need.

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Originally posted by jupiterone I just make sure they're level 60 with 8/8 Tier 2 and they're 300 Tailoring and 300 Cooking. All I need.

+10 vag of comeliness

as long as its still tight and the count doesn't increase while we are dating...im cool.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 and the count doesn't increase while we are dating

lol...amen to that

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Originally posted by david.michael +10 vag of comeliness

Always counts, I like to stock up on some Mongoose Potions too aswell as some Brilliant Wizards Oil to apply to my Mace of Unyeilding Strength.

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Originally posted by jupiterone Always counts, I like to stock up on some Mongoose Potions too aswell as some Brilliant Wizards Oil to apply to my Mace of Unyeilding Strength.

hahaha


I put on my robe and wizard hat.......

I was like that with my high school sweetheart. Obsessive about knowing about all of his ex girlfriends. But I was 16/17, and I think that sort of mentality is expected with that age (in other words, it's immature).

As an adult, I could care less about my partner’s past partners. I’m a good enough judge of character to know that I’m generally not attracted to disgusting manwhores who will screw anything with a pulse. I don’t see a need to interview guys I’m dating about who they’ve been with. It’s just not relevant to our relationship and it’s not something I ever think or wonder about.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Start to cast Pen0r of the Fallen Gods Level 12, ....Critical Hit.


Your enemy is now preg0rs.

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Originally posted by Slylee I was like that with my high school sweetheart. Obsessive about knowing about all of his ex girlfriends. But I was 16/17, and I think that sort of mentality is expected with that age (in other words, it's immature).

That was me 2 years ago, damn is it fine for a guy to do that? Then agian my girl was a total skank ass whore...