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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL tsk tsk. i'd set u str8 if u were my bf!

damn right.. looks like you have strong grip in that avatar

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit she throws like a girl... and she drop kicked me one time.. and i cried to mommy.

If she has tight vagine and no history of retardation in family I offer you 20 goats.

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Originally posted by astroboy If she has tight vagine and no history of retardation in family I offer you 20 goats.

I offer you 1/2 an oz of red pubes!

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit my sister needs a husband....

how well does she take blows to the head?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

see you have to have reached puberty first vlad to have pubes. so 2 pubes is not going to win you my sister

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Originally posted by DjConfessions how well does she take blows to the head?

i dunno she can beat me up

does she have any scars on her arms or wrist? that's be a +1

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit see you have to have reached puberty first vlad to have pubes. so 2 pubes is not going to win you my sister

What the fuck kinda response is that?

Secondly, I dont have red hair.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions does she have any scars on her arms or wrist? that's be a +1

nip

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Originally posted by Vlad What the fuck kinda response is that? Secondly, I dont have red hair.

ninja edit!


i dunno.. i tried

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit nip

/tuck ?
so if she is suicidal, the seal on the deal would be wether she had life insurance

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.