How many men does it take to open a beer?

None it should already be open when she brings it!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Cuz she's a woman!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the ?battered wives' shelter?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her

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Dave... you told me this one, actually.


What is a woman who is gazing down at a blank piece of paper doing?

Dramatic pause.

READING her RIGHTS.

if you really want this thread to work you should post pics of you 2 so we can chop what we think your utterly bland and unentertaining children would look like.If you are going to suck donkey balls...at least be attractive

i've used this one before, but it's pretty much applicable to the lovebirds here.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if you really want this thread to work you should post pics of you 2 so we can chop what we think your utterly bland and unentertaining children would look like.If you are going to suck donkey balls...at least be attractive

Bitter 'bout nose comment.

my nose is so big that when i do the backstroke kids yell shark.

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Originally posted by Trazedict How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should already be open when she brings it!!! -------------- Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cuz she's a woman! --------- What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. --------- What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the ?battered wives' shelter? The dishes if she knows what's good for her

why do women have small feet?

so they can stand closer to the sink.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak my nose is so big that when i do the backstroke kids yell shark.

See. Better.

50,000 jews and 3 clowns were taken to Auschwitz.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

when im drunk i come up with little short jokes like this... but they are all racist.. so maybe its not so nice for me to tell them :/

but they are funnah.. or else i like to think so, or do think so when im drunk

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 when im drunk i come up with little short jokes like this... but they are all racist.. so maybe its not so nice for me to tell them :/ but they are funnah.. or else i like to think so, or do think so when im drunk

Do tell.