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| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I can explain this.
It all started at 6 Oclock this morning when I woke up to my goat screaming in the back yard. I ran outside to see my goat crying & shaking in the corner with blood dripping out of it's bum. It went to work at 8:00 and everything was fine until around 9, when suddenly my phone rang. It was dedective Smith asking me about the goat. I told him about the blood, the toilet seat and the little pink power bracelet that only special people wear. The detective screamed throught the phone & it suddenly went dead. I raced to police head quaters & into detective smiths office & he was lying in the corner shivering with blood dripping from his bum. "strange" I thought. I went home & had a snack. Everything was fine until around 6pm, when suddenly my door bell rang. I opened the door & to my surprise Enferno was standing outside. He told me he got banned & I was sad.  We drunk some beers, rapped the goat & played darts until the sun went down. good times. He said to me he had to go around 10 am. I said goodbye & he hopped into his car. He suddenly screamed! I ran up to the car & opened the door & he was lying in the corner shivering with blood dripping from his bum. "strange" I thought. I went back inside & at some Tacos. |
goatpwn?
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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE
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