' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Oh Canada

Santa Claus says:
Who's Canada?

Owned.

Haha, there used to be an Austin Powers one on AIM that I had a lot of fun with back in the day.

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omg, this is funny!

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
mail order bride?

Santa Claus says:
Really?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
for Eric

Santa Claus says:
Who?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Eric

Santa Claus says:
Yes? What about Eric?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
He wants a mail order bride

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
I bet she is

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie ' [Frenchie²] ™ says: Oh Canada Santa Claus says: Who's Canada? Owned.

LOL

Stop. My sides hurt.

Santa: Sunsnail! What do you want for Christmas?

Sunsnail: I'm seven years old, but I'd like some beer for christmas

Santa: My, that's popular! I'll see what I can do!

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
shut up

Santa Claus says:
*You* shut up.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Owned

Santa Claus says:
Yup.

Santa Claus says:
Precisely.

Anyway...

Why don't you just ask me something?

Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
nah, i'm just here to say hi

Santa Claus says:
If you're serious, please be careful what you do.

I think I have to put you on the naughty list.

...

did i do?

He put me on the naughty list earlier, but i told him id lick his shoe to be on the nice list.

Santa Claus says:
OK.

Anyway...

Why don't you just ask me something?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
can you suck my big toe

Santa Claus says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
ok, dick

Santa Claus says:
Are you insulting me or something?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
no

Santa Claus says:
K.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
but do you have a nice one

Santa Claus says:
I'm Santa Claus!

Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
i want to see your toes

Santa Claus says:
Sorry, Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times..., but naughty boys don't get Christmas presents.

Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
no, we get spankings from fat men in red suits... mmmm

Santa Claus says:
Really?

Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
yep, now SPANK me you naughty boy

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Hi santa

Santa Claus says:
Hello Mrs. Claus.

If you know your request, go ahead and type it.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
I want to have a can of whip cream, hand cuffs, a scarf and a feather..maybe a whip

Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Can I have an elf too, I like the ankle biters

Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
ok. great! thanks

Santa Claus says:
You are welcome.

Well. Anyway...

Try asking me something.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
what flavour condoms do you put in stockings?

Santa Claus says:
Interesting.

quote:

' [Frenchie²] ™ says: STFU Santa Claus says: Why, that's just terrible. ' [Frenchie²] ™ says: why? Santa Claus says: Well, because that's the way the universe is.

How...existential.

Ho ho ho seems to be his answer for Everything!

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