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1) You buy 5 skincare products for shaving (your face ):

i) Almond shaving cream from Crabtree & Evelyn. Lather this on because the next shaving cream doesn't lather.

ii) Shaving Cream from MAC. It leaves that minty, tingly sensation, especially when combined with (i).

iii) After shaving with a Mach3 Turbo (the one that buzzes), apply Biotherm for Men's Active Shave Repair for sensitive skin. This product was discontinued in North America, but the replacement sucks so you have to continue to import it from France, where it is still in circulation. Lucky French bastards.

iv) Apply Biotherm for Men's Aquapower (green stuff) to rehydrate your skin.

v) Apply MAC's Studio Moisture Fix Cream (in a flat, round container, NOT IN A TUBE).

The above steps came after a decade of research of the best products out there. Follow these steps and you will have reached an elevated status of cool, not that cheap, low-level stuff that reject shanny is talking about. Seriously, I can't keep the women's lips off my face. I have to shut my door at work and escape through the air conditioning vents for lunch.

this is gold shanny someone needs to follow you around and take notes .... do you knwo how manny uncool people you could help

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Originally posted by Djsketchbag this is gold shanny someone needs to follow you around and take notes .... do you knwo how manny uncool people you could help

My goal is 11.4 per day, that way I figure I can do 342 in a month, unless of course there are 31 days in that particular month, and then i could do 353.4 in that month, or if it was february i could do 329.2, or if it was a leap year then 340.6.

Either way, I'll be helping people.

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Originally posted by shanny My goal is 11.4 per day, that way I figure I can do 342 in a month, unless of course there are 31 days in that particular month, and then i could do 353.4 in that month, or if it was february i could do 329.2, or if it was a leap year then 340.6. Either way, I'll be helping people.

and most important of all, you'll be looking cool while doing it.

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Unaturally white teeth seems to be all the rage these days...so get yourself some Crest whitestrips.

Really cool would be posting under your friends TA account when they
forget to sign out...

Extra points for having spelling mistakes in the posts..

1 million bonus points would have been added if you had made some rEdiculous claim...

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Originally posted by fayraree No. 1) You buy 5 skincare products for shaving (your face ): i) Almond shaving cream from Crabtree & Evelyn. Lather this on because the next shaving cream doesn't lather. ii) Shaving Cream from MAC. It leaves that minty, tingly sensation, especially when combined with (i). iii) After shaving with a Mach3 Turbo (the one that buzzes), apply Biotherm for Men's Active Shave Repair for sensitive skin. This product was discontinued in North America, but the replacement sucks so you have to continue to import it from France, where it is still in circulation. Lucky French bastards. iv) Apply Biotherm for Men's Aquapower (green stuff) to rehydrate your skin. v) Apply MAC's Studio Moisture Fix Cream (in a flat, round container, NOT IN A TUBE). The above steps came after a decade of research of the best products out there. Follow these steps and you will have reached an elevated status of cool, not that cheap, low-level stuff that reject shanny is talking about. Seriously, I can't keep the women's lips off my face. I have to shut my door at work and escape through the air conditioning vents for lunch.

There you have it folks.

How Fahad shaves his balls

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

I love this thread!! keep it goin bitches

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Originally posted by She_Fitz Really cool would be posting under your friends TA account when they forget to sign out...

How else are you supposed to ask your friends to sign out, by not posting completely fabricated Oath's of Love for Trance Music? What kind of boring world would that be!

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