One of those pages has the GREATEST internet name I have ever seen

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FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ****ING COUPLES. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN AISLE 6 OF TESCO FOR YOU TO EAT EACH OTHERS INNARDS OUT. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN MY LIFE TO HAVE YOUR SNOGGING SHOVED IN MY FACE ALL DAY EVERY DAY. JUST FUCK OFF.

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Want to download a Digweed set? TA ID HUNT!

See, Britanica made this dude successful. Screw wiki

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Princess Tenko also has an unusual admirer - the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il who also owns the entire Princess Tenko doll collection. According to an article on Kim Jong Il in the November 2006 issue of GQ magazine, Tenko was offered an invitation in 1998 to attend parties and present shows. While in North Korea her passport was siezed and Tenko was unable to leave by orders of Kim. Kim told Tenko that he ordered his men to construct a stage near Pyongyang so she could perform for him forever. Tenko was finally able to return to Japan after much pleading and a promise to return to North Korea. Since then, she says there have been several kidnapping attempts and continued 'invitations' to return to North Korea.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php...&oldid=78324455

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Bagel Farming Bagel farming plays an important part in the history of Man. However, it is a highly controversial subject. This article will provide the TRUTH about bagel farming. History Some would say that bagel farming is nearly as old as time itself. I, however, would not. I'd say it's about as old as any other form of agriculture. Bagels were one of the original crops planted and harvested by human beings. The bagel is a vegetable, and grows underground, much like the potato. The leaves of the bagel plant were once eaten, although they are quite bitter. It wasn't until one idiotic person accidentally tripped over the plant that humans discovered the delicious root-the bagel. Techniques Proper bagel farming technique involves one vital tool: the dirnk. A dirnk is composed of a long shaft, often made of wood, with a hook on the end, often made of iron or steel. To harvest the bagels, one must swing the dirnk at a precise angle, therefore hooking a bagel on the end and pulling it from the ground. It is a painstaking process that takes years of apprenticeship to master. Bagels Many people believe the urban legend that bagels are made of dough and baked, much like a loaf of bread. However, these people are total jacktards and deserve to have a dirnk shoved where the sun usually doesn't shine. The bagel is, in fact, farmed. Also, bagels reproduce in a manner that is unique to plants. During the mating season, the bagel releases natural deposits of cream cheese that is rich in nutrients and contains genetic material. As this cream cheese comes into contact with a bagel seed, it will immediately begin the reproduction cycle. Another unique fact of the bagel is that it is capable of migration. During winter months or under other harsh climatic conditions, bagels will uproot themselves and begin to roll south. This makes bagel farming a particularly difficult trade. Sources The Bagel Farming Association of America

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Speed of light "The speed of light is approximately 3 miles an hour, to the highest accuracy of modern measuring devices. The first scientest to attempt to calculate the speed of light was Isaac Asimov in 1998 in his famed "Jogger With A Stopwatch" experiment. In that experiment Asimov stood facing away from a standard, 40 watt, light bulb, simultaneously started a stopwatch and flipped a switch activating the light, and then jogged away from the light while looking over his shoulder. He initially started by moving at slow velocities, walking paces, and steadily increased his speed, eventually maxing out at 3mph. Unable to jog faster than 3mph, Asimov simultaneously proved that the speed of light is 3mph and that it is physically impossible for anything in the universe to travel faster than it." These are great.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uncyclopedia ftw

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by sherifyosti Nopel Prize

that's for people who're (and i quote how many people here say it) retarted

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov As a freshman running back for the Buckeyes, George was an instant contributor. He scored 3 rushing touchdowns in a win over Syracuse University. However, he suffered a major setback in a game against the University of Illinois. In that game, George committed a fumble at Illinois 4-yard line that was returned 96 yards for a touchdown. Later in the game, with Ohio State leading by 2 points in the final period, George committed another fumble, this one on Illinois' 1-yard line. It was during this game that he became renowned for his beard; an illustrious, luminous beast residing on his chin. Illinois recovered the fumble and drove for the game winning touchdown.

plus last time I checked, the 4 segments of a football game were called quarters, not periods

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Originally posted by Ian who're

lol.