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i think it sounds like your in a great relationship. got the sex thing going but your comfortable to talk about random stuff will pouding away. i like it.

keep it going

how about strange sexual hObbits.

one time i was getting ready to hop on my ex boyfriend's face for a little 69 action and i wacked him in the head really hard with my knee. hahaha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

bad thing to hear while having sex: beige. i think we need to paint the ceiling beige.

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Originally posted by Slylee one time i was getting ready to hop on my ex boyfriend's face for a little 69 action and i wacked him in the head really hard with my knee. hahaha

that is more like a accident not a hobby tho.

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yea but i thought it was appropriate for this thread. and i would rather have that happen, than talk about curtains or grocery shopping

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee curtains

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Not so much a habit but, a common occurance:

Every time the boom-boom goes down, I find our performances being judged by two nosey cats. The male gives me hi-fives when my wife's not looking.

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Originally posted by Slylee yea but i thought it was appropriate for this thread. and i would rather have that happen, than talk about curtains or grocery shopping

but if a couple is comfortable with one another to talk like that so be it i say.. not everyone is like grab my hair falker.. or put your cock in my ass while they do it.... but your a dirty girl aren't you .. i bet you like the dirty talk.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Not so much a habit but, a common occurance: Every time the boom-boom goes down, I find our performances being judged by two nosey cats. The male gives me hi-fives when my wife's not looking.

nothing beats the cold dogs nose on your ass while your pounding away.

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Originally posted by jennypie Sounds like something a married couple would do.

I can honestly say Mrs. Hazard and I have never had such conversations whilst having sex

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down