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Large Bob and the Pixie
Bob was a business associate of mine a few years ago. As the title of this post implies, he was (is?) large. He stood about 6 foot 3 inches(190cm) and weighed approx. 275 pounds (125kg). He had some large feet on him too, like 13 EEE's or something, but this isn't about dick size.
Bob was gay. He wasn't annoying or totally obvious about it, but for those who knew him it was a matter of fact. He wasn't hung up about it and in fact would make humorous comments about himself and being gay.
In fact, Large Bob was a pretty funny dude. He had a nice, dry, sharp sense of humor.
An unusual thing about him, which is fairly pertinent to this story, is that Bob was conservative about sex. That may sound odd to those of you who have not had many gay friends, but just the same, it happens. I can't explain why, but I have met gay men who are borderline prudes. How can you suck dick or take it in the ass and be prudish you say? I don't know, just accept it for now.
Being relatively shy about sex, Bob had some difficulty getting laid. One night out he was pleasantly surprised by a cute little fellow who seemed very attracted to him. By Bob's description of him, you could call this guy "pixie-ish", or petite. The little dood was so forward that Bob made the big move and invited him over to his apartment.
From Bob's account, this was going along like a decent one-night-stand story. They enter the apartment... dood gets right down to making out... strips Bob down... sets him on the sofa... starts goin at Bob's cock like a toothless pitbull on a pork chop....
So now Bob's thinking life is good. He's sitting back on his couch, legs comfortably crossed, with a cute little elf trying to suck the bone right out of his boner. Bob said the dude was so light that he was sitting on Bob's legs and it wasn't even bothersome.
Now, imagine, you've got your head laid back, your eyes closed, and your cock in some cute little guy's mouth, and then, you slowly begin to become aware of some other, foreign sensation. It starts out as subtle warm feeling in your toes. Then it progresses up your foot. Then you notice that this sensation comes in waves. Then.....
...you open your eyes to discover that without preparation or lubrication of any type, this man who's sucking your penus has slid his ass around your 13 extra wide foot, and you are now passively footfucking him.
up down up down up down......
squishy squishy squish........
warm, moist, poopy.........
*gives everyone a moment*
Well, being the conservative type that Large Bob was, he got totally grossed out, slid his (stinky) foot out of the pixie, and evicted the guy from his apartment. I imagine that there was showering and some disinfecting after that, but to be honest I was so impressed with the image from the sofa that if Bob referred to anything after that I don't remember it.
This has been the story of Large Bob.
Thank you (I think), Bob.
Edit: Too much?
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Last edited by Ed G on Jan-10-2007 at 23:09
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