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Lilith
Meowsies!

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
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Yeah, apparently you can blow up planes with them, according to the intellectual eleet(sic) of US customs
Course, I dont really have a lot of love for jaywalkers either. The mad sprinter that dashes over the road like their life means it I can kind of respect, especially if your overweight, struggling with half a dozen bags of shopping, because if you dont you'll get mushed like a bug and I think it's kind of funny to look at you put some effort in.
Its the dawdlers that piss me off the most.
They see the 1.7 metric tons of 4 wheeled death driven by the psycho short bint rumbling along and they think.
"Gee I might step out about now without really looking"
Pause
"Then, I'm going to check my watch now I'm on the road"
Pause
"Now, I might decide that theres enough time, I'm just going to waddle over this road like I'm not looking and dont care..."
HONK!!!
"Oh my! I nearly got killed and that rude woman is flipping me off, oh well... la-de-da-de-da I'll keep waddling like a turtle over broken glass."
HONK!!!
HONK!!!
HONK!!!
GET OFF THE ROAD! 
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Jan-12-2007 10:18
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shaolin_Z
Hei Hu Quan

Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Austin, Texas, USA: TXTA #102
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| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
eleet(sic) |
Still trying to figure out what and eleet(sic) is
Oh, and I jaywalk all the time, but I generally pay more attention before doing so as I don't like getting splattered on a windsheild. But that's near campus, SO WE OWN THE DAMN PLACE! 
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"First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me— and there was no one left to speak out for me." -Martin Niemöller
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Jan-12-2007 10:34
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shaolin_Z
Hei Hu Quan

Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Austin, Texas, USA: TXTA #102
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| quote: | Originally posted by LazFX
When I worked in Houston, people were always Jaywalking on Smith Street. thats downtown houston. Thie one cat was jaywalking and WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
A city bus totally ran his butt over. It was quite interesting as well. To see people on the streets throwing up and fainting cause the guy entrails were strewn all over the street for about a 1/4 mile. ewwwwwe gross. I started to run to help the poor guy, but after seeing and smelling his body, I knew he was dead. The scream he let out will live with me forever. The inside of a person really stinks. just an FYI |
That's pretty graphic and serious dude, not exactly light conversation. 
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"The Greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." -Stephen Hawking
"First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me— and there was no one left to speak out for me." -Martin Niemöller
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Jan-12-2007 10:39
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