1. if someone offers you gum: take it.

2. if you buy a nose-hair trimmer: don't cut them too short!

3. remember to pity a f00l at least once a week.

Now that's what I'm talking about. Those are good.

How about,

"Never gamble against a man whose first name is a city!"

This is the quote I live my life by:

"If at first you don’t succeed.........skydiving is not for you."

quote:

Originally posted by BeatFreak "Big titties don't count on fat ass girls." -some friend of mine's dad.

ok, from DuMonde Trancer's sig:

"Dance like no one's watching, love like you'll never be hurt" + "Live like there's no tomorrow"

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i dont live by this but i sure do enjoy it....

"eagles may soar but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines"

p.s. it isnt nessesary to give me a statistic of how often eagles do get sucked into jet engine, i realize it probably doesnt happen to often

ta_wil

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"skittles... taste the rainbow"... j/k


"Don't ever judge a book by its cover"

"you never know what you have until you lose it"

"in the end.. only kindness matters"


xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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" when you are in love...it doesnt matter whats happening out there.. ' cause everything is happening inside of you "

beauty will save the world - Dostoyevsky

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"It is not length of life, but depth of life."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

i had a bunch of good ones on my aim profile but in my recent computer problems that seems to be gone so ill just try and remember them......

put effort into only what makes you happy, for all else is a waste of time -- me

do not walk behind me for i may not lead
do not walk ahead of me for i may not follow
do not walk beside me, just leave me alone
-- i dont know who at the moment but i like it alot and it fits me (along with umpteen million other people from the ages of 17-25 but oh well)

consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative
-- i think thats ralph w emerson once again not sure on that.....i think ill put that on my college applications...as an excuse for grades 9-11

one day i hope we realize we arent as smart as we think we are -- me

why not -- i dont know if you can quote that its kinda like quoting "is" or something so i wont take claim to it

intelligence is nothing without imagination -- Einstein

things should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler -- Einstein a.k.a Captain Obvious

The important thing is not to stop questioning. ~Albert Einstein

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. ~Ralph W. Sockman

and ill end with this one even though i dont like it
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired. ~Richard Kemph
i get the feeling this guy was an a$$hole who was lacking insipration himself and decided to deride his ultimate goal hrmph!

*there is no way to beat the best*
*screw you guys, im geuing heume*

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I have pages of quotes saved, here are just a few that I like:

"A mind once stretched by a new idea can never go back
to its original dimensions." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken." - Rousseau

"Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic
currents of life, is without trouble." - Carl Jung

"Great men are they who see that spiritual is stronger
than any material force." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If one advances in the direction of his/her dreams,
one will meet with success unexpected in common
hours." - Henry David Thoreau

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful
committed citizens can change the world; indeed it's
the only thing that ever has." - Margaret Mead

"The real judges of your character aren't your neighbors, your relatives, or even the people you play bridge with. The folks who really know you arewaiters, waitresses, and clerks." -Katherine Piper

"That's not a lie, it's a terminologicalinexactitude." Al Haig


"A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood of ideas in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people." - John Kennedy