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Here we go....
- "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
- "I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
- "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
- "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
- "IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
- "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
- "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
- ""Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, devide the legs and I'll mulitiptly."
- "Save a tree, Eat a Beaver."
- "Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good."
- "Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

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