the pterodactyl...

Last edited by denys envy on Jan-30-2007 at 18:58

anyone who dares try the red dragon....my hats off to you.

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When a guy eats out a girl during her periods.

or the most common definition:

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While receiving a BJ, at the point of climax, the male pushes his junk to the back of the bitches mouth. Then he continues to tickle her, punch her in the stomach, or gag her, so that the manjuice streams out of her nose. After a white dragon is accomplished, the male proceeds to punch the bitch in the nose, thus resulting in a cum/blood projection.

The ho was using to much teeth so I gave her a red dragon.

Donkey Punch

While doing doggy style, as you are about to cum, you punch her in the back of the head, so that her body reflexively tightens, locking you in...and resulting in this face...



...and a donkey noise

toboggan.

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At the top of a flight of stairs, as you’re doggy-styling a chick, give her a modified donkey punch between her shoulders. As her arms fly into the air, grab her wrists and thrust… You should be able to ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.

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Originally posted by m o 0 g the spiderman My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

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The funniest part of all this are the elaborate, paragraph-length descriptions that are required to explain one or two words! Sounds like a lotta damned work or something.

Maybe we should have a contest to see which COR Whore (TM) can invent the best maneuver?

Ok, so my friend told me a story about his friend, so we made a new move. So his friend wanted to do anal with his GF, but she refused, saying that it would hurt too much. He thought about it for a few days, then went back to her with an idea. He told her that when you gum coke, it numbs your face and lips, so if we put coke on your asshole and in your butt, it would numb it. Being a stupid slut, she decided he was right. That night he got a gram of coke, and proceeded to smear it on her bum hole, and have anal intercourse. Thus starting the era of the "Columbian Package."

i got a great one you guys. i've mentioned it before...

it's called -

SHIT THE BED.

what you do is, after you're done sexing her real good you just... shit the bed. i mean you really squat down and just take a shit right then and there.

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Originally posted by Aristronica i got a great one you guys. i've mentioned it before... it's called - SHIT THE BED. what you do is, after you're done sexing her real good you just... shit the bed. i mean you really squat down and just take a shit right then and there.

Oh, I thought that was called "Poopdeck"...

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Originally posted by m o 0 g anyone who dares try the red dragon....my hats off to you.

I've always known that to be the "Strawberry Shortcake". Never tried it though, and have no plans to.

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