have you read tucker max?

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I'm 6'1", and I've been with women relatively shorter, but not a full 2'. I'm pretty sure that it all works about the same. Might be a slight problem with logistics, etc., but the mechanics are the same.

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Originally posted by Ivand have you read tucker max?

link it.

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Originally posted by Aristronica link it.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/e...tory.phtml#2380

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Originally posted by Aristronica I passed up a chance to have sex with a midget... I mean she wasn't like a midget midget, but this girl was... 4 ft at best, I'm 6'3"... She totally was all over my dick, invited me to her place (this chick is like 30 too), and I just looked at her and decided it'd be too weird. It'd be like sleeping with a kid or something. So I declined. She was a good looking one tho... ehh, discuss?

hahhaha, fuckin zoophile

if you want to fucking something that small, at least let it be a short human. not a midget LOLOLOLOL

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit hahhaha, fuckin zoophile if you want to fucking something that small, at least let it be a short human. not a midget LOLOLOLOL

and you were going to joke about me being intelligent? LOLOLOLOLOL

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Since when is a midget an animal? "LOLOLOLOL"

how do you pass this up? an opportunity is an opportunity no matter how it manifests itself.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel how do you pass this up? an opportunity is an opportunity no matter how it manifests itself.

yeah, i can go to the jungle, find a monkey, bribe that nigga with fruits and bananas, and fuck it's ass... doesn't mean i should do it.

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Originally posted by Aristronica yeah, i can go to the jungle, find a monkey, bribe that nigga with fruits and bananas, and fuck it's ass...

*Furiously begins taking notes*

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Originally posted by Frenchie Since when is a midget an animal? "LOLOLOLOL"

aren't they like, monkeys?

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit aren't they like, monkeys?

Are you like, stupid?


1-Just because someone is short, doesn't make them a midget.
2-Midgets are people, not animals.
3-We all come from the monkey family, so if you want to play the monkey card, in reality you're a monkey too then.

STFU and don't pick on short people.


*s i g h*, if only I were taller.