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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel i would hate to have those.

Most mornings when I'm waking up I can't lay on my stomach because the kickstand is down.

I don't hate it though.

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Yeah I've gotta say until they give birth most women will never experience anywhere near the pain of getting hit square in the nuts.

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Originally posted by Ed G Most mornings when I'm waking up I can't lay on my stomach because the kickstand is down. I don't hate it though.

have you ever considered doing a handstand into the toilet?

i have

there's no other way than the shower dude - which I'm guilty of.

And men die about ten years earlier, damnit.

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Originally posted by astroboy Yeah I've gotta say until they give birth most women will never experience anywhere near the pain of getting hit square in the nuts.

It's otherworldly.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel ... i think boners in public should be mixed in with the guys side too, i would hate to have those.

You learn to deal with those in adolescence, it's just a matter of a quick stealthy tuck under the belt and save for a slightly more protruding belt buckle no one is any the wiser.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

I use my morning wood to hang my towel on.

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Originally posted by Ed G I use my morning wood to hang my towel on.

dude i've done that too. i looked down and i was like, "heh".

definitely one of the high points of my life.

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Originally posted by Masonious dude i've done that too.

I don't think so. I would remember it.

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Originally posted by Masonious dude i've done that too. i looked down and i was like, "heh". definitely one of the high points of my life.

LOL! GET IT? HIGH POINTS!!!

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