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Originally posted by mezzir i'm going for a dick in a box probably but not just any box, i'm gonna wrap it up all fancy maybe a nice bow on top

my girl actually requested that from me. I just gotta find a box thats big enough.......


yeah any box will do actually


Im planning on sending flowers, too.

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Originally posted by jennypie Hahaha...you can tell you've been partying in Canadian clubs.

been seeing way too many fucking gtards lately, holy karp.






spun a loft party where easily 50% of the people there were like geeeeeeeetarded.

gtarded working proffessionals.

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Wth is G supposed to be? Never heard that term around here.

Gamma-hydroxybutyrate.

Ah, thanks, never even heard of that one.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Make sure to get a gift with her in mind. The gift isn't the most important thing about Valentine's Day. I mean, don't buy her chocolates. That means you forgot and bought it at the last minute.

i wouldn't mind getting chocolates at all if they were belgian pralines. mmm.

i am going snowboarding all next week. on valentine's day the mountain is doing a scavenger hunt. and at night we are going to eat on the restaurant on top of the mountain and then go ice skating. to me that's better than any gift. in fact i told him not to get me a gift. i am certainly not getting him one.

citizenship
cum on her face
get a cake that says "i would kill myself you broke up with me"

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit citizenship cum on her face get a cake that says "i would kill myself you broke up with me"

lol

awesome

bukkake mask

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Originally posted by Omega_M Cheap, highly effective and technically, a love rose.

What the heck is THAT?

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Originally posted by Candeeman What the heck is THAT?

Rose crack pipe

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just put in a order, the engraving was only 8 dollars more...

shhh dont tell her