Me and my cousins or various ages, sexes, shapes and sizes gettting put up against a bunch of huge guys in for army training = fucking owned.

Getting shot on your helmet mouthpiece and having the paint explode in your mouth = fucking owned.

Getting shot from 2 or 3 feet away right onto your arse and thighs = fucking owned lol.

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ugh
haven't played in like 5 years but one time i did, got so fucking pissed
so i'm hiding behind a bunker playing in this section of woods, its got like a field marked off and bunkers and whatnot set up, pretty chill place
so the bunker i'm behind is like log cabin style but with just large sticks, enough that i can completely hide behind it laying down without much trouble
so we play (probably pretty standard, but idk) that you can't just blind fire, you have to be able to see exactly where you're shooting at
so this guy's running up towards my bunker trying to get me, firing at the bunker the whole time to discourage me from trying to get out
i see him through the gaps in the sticks and whatnot, stick my gun around the left side and shoot him twice
he's still like 5 feet away
he thinks its bullshit and i was blindfiring so just runs around and shoots me like 7 or 8 times

and then claims he's still in
lol
fucking bullshit

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ pew pew pew. Speed ball is fun, but i personally prefer bush skirmish. I fucken love to sniper people. Get down in the dirt & wait for a sucker to come past, or flank a dude then sneek up on them & cap them in the arse! Paint rocks because it is the only game where you are allowed to shoot people.

yeah, i dunt like speedball so much as i do the longer more spread out versions of paintball. like actually in woods and shit. not in an open field.

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Originally posted by mezzir ugh haven't played in like 5 years but one time i did, got so fucking pissed so i'm hiding behind a bunker playing in this section of woods, its got like a field marked off and bunkers and whatnot set up, pretty chill place so the bunker i'm behind is like log cabin style but with just large sticks, enough that i can completely hide behind it laying down without much trouble so we play (probably pretty standard, but idk) that you can't just blind fire, you have to be able to see exactly where you're shooting at so this guy's running up towards my bunker trying to get me, firing at the bunker the whole time to discourage me from trying to get out i see him through the gaps in the sticks and whatnot, stick my gun around the left side and shoot him twice he's still like 5 feet away he thinks its bullshit and i was blindfiring so just runs around and shoots me like 7 or 8 times and then claims he's still in lol fucking bullshit

lol Mezzir that's what you get for playing against dumb peeps who don't play by the rules unless there's a ref around

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Originally posted by jdat lol Mezzir that's what you get for playing against dumb peeps who don't play by the rules unless there's a ref around

aye, thats the truth
also whats with people capitalizing my name?

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Originally posted by mezzir aye, thats the truth also whats with people capitalizing my name?

sorry but I thought that meant I had respect for you

I guess I'll try to write it smaller now you mozefuckin' mezzir

the best is submitting people. i now bring with me a paint brush and i try to sneak up on ppl from behind and slit there throats.

fuck guns



i also break paintballs in my hands and choke them out

you can play that game here
http://www.arcadevault.com/paintball.html

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I just went last week with a bunch of people from work and I shot this mofo I really hate in the hand. I made it bleed and he was crying...it was so cool. That's what the bastard gets for hitting on my girlfriend...

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woodsball is the shit!
painball is my favorite non traditional sport
i spent too much money on upgrades and equp. for my gun...
worth it tho imo

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anyone know of any paintball places around makham/richmondhill/etc area?