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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
I was in a club on Sunday night and inadvertently knocked into a girl. I of course apologised, and turned back round to get back to business on cutting some serious shapes. All of a sudden some fucking gorilla, obviously wanting to look hard in front of his friend and girlfriend, grabs me from behind and tells me to be more careful. Not wanting any trouble I admit fault and repeat my apology for a second time.
As I turn back round this time, one of my mates wants to know what happened. I told him. "I'll go smack him in the head for you if you want mate." "Haha, yea alright" I replied, in a sarcastic and rather jestful and jolly manner - and again continue to cut some shapes. I have a groove going here, and I have just had it interrupted twice. This is serious business. A couple of seconds later I feel something brush very quickly past my arm. I turn around and this ugly gorilla is spanked out cold on the floor. What the fuck? I look to the left and see the gorilla's mate running through the crowd to escape from my mate. You've got to laugh I suppose. I fucking HATE meatheads.
This didn't ruin my night. In fact, it made it better. You should have done the same.  You live and learn though. |
Haha, this story is much better than the almost-threesome story. At least this one had an agreeable climax.
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