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| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
ok, so how awkward would this have been....
if i tried to find who this guy was...like if the street address did exist...
i mean, how would you feel, if you got a knock on your door and it was some dumbass saying, "HI! your magazine accidentally got mailed to me, not you!"
and you *knew* what that mag was...but the person delivering it didn't...
or the other way around....delivering it to him...and it's like some dirty old fat man wearing nothing but briefs or something awkward like that.
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I probably wouldn't give a fuck. Id grab the magazine from you & inspect to make sure you haven't stained it already, then id pull out my doodle and just start fapping, because hell if you already know I got porn, then you'd know that I masturbate to it; but thats not all, Id then start running up & down the street with my doodle in hand yelling "IM A MEMBER OF HIGH SOCIETY, I MUST MASTERBATE TO WOMEN THAT DO A LOT MORE THAN JUST ...SITTING THERE". Hopefully all my neighboors will come outside to see what all the noise is about. This is when I'd do my big finale: A truck would roll up and dump a hundred thousand dildos onto the street. "WEEEEE" I'd yell "LETS GO FOR A SWIM IN THE DILDO POOL", then proceed to dive into the dildos & do backstroke.
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